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[Katsuhiro Harada @Harada_TEKKEN]

Sooo many favorite games!
However, the problem in recent years is that I'm still playing "Payday 2", which was released in 2013, even in 2023 And my kids announced in kindergarten & elementary school that "My daddy is a professional bank robber!!" in class.

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Rip Unabomber. You would have loved funko pops

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Dark Brandon made an appearance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

[NASA's Johnson Space Center @NASAJohnson]

They're going to the Moon! Introducing the #Artemis II astronauts:

Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid), Commander
Victor Glover (@AstroVicGlover), Pilot
Christina Koch (@Astro_Christina), Mission specialist
Jeremy Hanson (@Astro_Jeremy), Mission specialist

https://t.co/Hy1110MOEi

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Go fuck yourself. I’ll do what I want. Don’t follow me cuck

[Jerma @Jerma985]

My clocks were set 46 min slow fucking missed this shit. Fuck this. Fuck this stupid holiday

[Lu @LuAngeles]

@Jerma985 thanks for letting me take over the stream. #theEXTINGUISHER

[The Game Awards @thegameawards]

Congratulations to the Best Multiplayer Game of 2022, Splatoon 3! @splatoonNA @NintendoAmerica #TheGameAwards

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Gamer Wins ‘Reveal You’re a Racist Any%’ Speedrun at the Game Awards

https://t.co/xdUjMj5WNg

[Blaze @theblazingrush]

"please beatbox the splatoon 3 theme"
i love jerma

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Queen Elizabeth Shot Herself In Bunker As Enemy Forces Closed In https://t.co/xSvOSJaOMQ

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Idea: you could sell that chair

[︎ ︎ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @DyoudiM]

she was blown by a creeper

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II has died, Buckingham Palace says. Britain’s longest-reigning monarch, and a rock of stability over more than seven decades, was 96.

Elizabeth was on the throne as the U.K. rebuilt from war, and both entered and left the E.U. https://t.co/GhOpxV9ggc