Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk

Discordian catma, nondescripture, sputra, hyperbles and loose canon 🍎☯️🌭🏯✌️

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

This account will self-destruct in the next few days. Hail Eris and fuck Nazis.

[Lone Wolf Ratnakar @SadaaShree]

Devi in her fiercest form today on Sapthami as Kalaratri, with her 3rd eye open, hair loose, dark in complexion, eyes blood red, mounted on a donkey. She slew the demons Shumbha, Nishumbha, lapped up the blood of Rakthabhija from falling on the ground.
#navaratri #kalaratri

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

u ok hun?

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Our secularised world is teeming with magicians, occultism, spiritism, astrologers and satanic sects. If we kick the devil out the door, he tries to return through the window. If we overcome him with faith, he seeks to return through superstition. #GeneralAudience

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

Friday tip: if you can't find hot dog sausages containing both beef and pork, because it's no longer 1959, you can still violate kosher by the milk'n'meat rule if you add cheese

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

An illumination from the Fifth Testament

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

@dmichaelclary Can I just convince myself God hates the things I already hate? Seems easier.

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

As I chomp my weekly 'furter,
I pray to Goddess to divert 'er;
As long as I've got Her attention
We're safe from holy intervention.
The world's bullshit enough right now
Without poking the Sacred Chao;
But Eris, if thou answer prayers,
Pray play more Sink with billionaires ✌️

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

Detail on the altar frieze. Goddess guided my hand to cheap ebay bundles of old comics to supply the speechbubbles, some synchronistically apt.
(Image slightly edited by pasting close-ups of the bubbles over them, to make them readable)

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

Hail Eris, full of graoce, mistress of the primal chaos
Give us this Friday our weekly hotdog
Deliver us from evil; if evil is out, leave in wheelie bin
Nazi discordians fuck off
Amen

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

@TheAlecJohnson I lost it all in a laptop crash (I think the disk's so fried I can't even recover it) but may pick it up again one day

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

Restoration work continues on the Buckfast Illuminated Principia Discordia, we have a complete page! #discordianism

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

@exGenesis ADHD

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

Hong Meng first appears in Chapter XI of the Zhuangzi, in which he rebuts Zhuang's philosophical questions with the inane gestures and brusqueness reserved for lunatics or the truly enlightened.

Ooh, "Great Nebulous" is a good translation too
https://t.co/aAJC5X8Asz

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

Happy Mungday! Celebrating Eris' 1st Apostle, Hong Meng (or Hung Mung), playing for us on loan from Taoism. His name has been translated, on various attempts, as Vast Mist, Mists of Chaos, Vast Obscurity, Vital Principle, and my personal favourite, Big Goose Dummy. (1/2)

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

Fixed it

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

@ident1kitt Tories destroying the NHS is the difference between me going bankrupt, mad and/or dead and not (or at least doing so on my own terms), so yes

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

New altar frieze! A print of Edward Burne-Jones's "The Feast of Peleus", my favourite pre-Discordian image of Eris. I painted the Apple gold and added some living collagey speechbubbles (they're bluetacked on so I can always move/replace them)

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

There's no evidence Gregor MacGregor and Emperor Norton ever met, but if they had,

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

@deepfates Rich people live on spaceships going at relativistic speeds so they can experience time ultra-slowly compared to the plebs, amass huge amounts of interest, and commission 200-year personal cathedrals to be built over the weekend

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

Made a figurine of Saint Monkey

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

...much the same as all the other explorers, with the important exception that, Poyais being nonexistent, he didn't have to steal any land from real people.

Sort of a Scottish Emperor Norton. He even similarly printed his own money

[Holy Eriskopalian Congregational Kirk @eriskopalian]

Happy birthday* to HECK's patron saint, Gregor MacGregor, Cazique of Poyais. A Scots explorer who made up a Central American country and made a living flogging meaningless land deeds to wannabe colonisers

* born 24 Dec 1786 (it's still 24th in Poyais time)