David Morecroft

If I’m not here, I’ll be on Bluesky.

[David Morecroft @Erisven]

@qikipedia That’s too many fucking images.

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@nachosarah Bluesky.

[Dave Haslam @Mr_Dave_Haslam]

Absolutely, a poster in Manchester today.

Worth a read.

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@fesshole

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@fesshole

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All these “trump appoints” tweets are all funny and stuff, but it won’t be funny when he starts appointing himself as things other than president.

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@fesshole Well done inconveniencing yourself.

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@fesshole Reading this has taken months off my life. It’s badly written, it’s got made up words, and it’s obviously got more bollocks than a platter of sweetbreads.

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@oocsitcoms Rules please.

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@swiftlydunphy The shirt I wore today agrees.

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“the Great Elon Musk”
Sounds like a sub species of moose.

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@fesshole Americans thinking you’re talking about sausages.

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@SlenderSherbet He’s going to be shitting through the eye of a needle.

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@SurfThrash

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@MANCHESTERMUS10 Kirsty being with them increases the percentage of talent up to 60%.

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@MANCHESTERMUS10 Imagine how good they would have been without Ian Brown.

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I still have scar right in the middle of my forehead where I head butted the corner where the magnet was.
It wasn’t intentional.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Can you hear the magnet on the door opening and closing?

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Never forget when Jim Carrey dropped this OG diss track in 1993

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@aliceinwineland

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@haveigotnews I thought paedophiles only went one way?