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@IBetterBeFunny Lest anyone think that I am some sort of narc, I do NOT believe in leniency towards the police department because eff that. All I meant was that it would be reckless to cut it all at once because it would be chaos and probably hurt vulnerable people even more

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got my little mummy dog to wear a vampire costume #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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@IBetterBeFunny @danielleradford i think i’m gonna marry alex because that bitchy blond girl likes him and i don’t want her to have happiness

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@lizsczudlo I remember this!!!

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@juliaprescott giant ball of bread made by removing the crusts from wonder bread and squishing it into a ball

all the creams from a pack of oreos, also in a ball

butter

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upon entering my purse, each lipstick is greeted by a goat man who whisks them away to a magical land from which they will seldom return

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listening to #goldfinger here in my bedroom. because you may have changed, but i still feel the same (as i did in high school)

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@Delta My sister is stuck in La Guardia and is missing her bachelorette party. She is absolutely heartbroken, can you help?

[Eri @erithefabulous]

Oh. Oh my. Oh my goodness. No, this will not do at all.
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#erithefabulous #echopark #photographs #evil #existentialcrisis #snacks #whatthe #terrified #nothanks #nothungry… https://t.co/qRmvi12Fgx

[Eri @erithefabulous]

scene from an echo park sunday
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#erithefabulous #echopark #chair #walks #sundayvibes #sundayscaries #urbex #neighborhood #brunchtime #photoart #photographs #mextures #justbecause… https://t.co/M0SQUKOmaA

[Eri @erithefabulous]

#tbt shameless post of baby nibstagarm, approximately the size of a stapler, on his first day of being our dog
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#erithefabulous #echopark #dogsofig #tinypup #happydogs… https://t.co/jR17081r2Y

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for the deadly sin of lying to the self checkout machine and actually taking a bag even though you said you were taking zero, the punishment is exactly one hangnail in hell

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so stressed out right now gonna do something crazy like go to the fabric store and buy all hella remnants with no particular project in mind

[Eri @erithefabulous]

Vogue “easy options” sewing patterns: neither easy, nor an option. Discuss.

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has there ever been a word LESS exciting than the word “content?” like, oh hey everyone wanna meet up and watch some content later?

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late at night when all the world is sleeping

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aw cool, they put some kind of ambient ocean sounds in the background of this song oh wait no the valve on the instant pot has just been open this whole time

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you know you’ve been working too much when you dial 9 on your cell phone and post it pads become perfectly acceptable coasters