Erin Phelan

Concerned citizen. Anarchist. Non-genetically modified.

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@JayDyer Christianity is a cult

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@JayDyer Narcissist

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@HighersideChats Dayum! What a narcissistic POS. Good riddance

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@Lefty_Foshizzle And everything tastes like shit lately

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

Why are hotel room prices expanding and room sizes shrinking? You could AT LEAST make your rooms soundproof. Nobody getting any sleep tonight when next door is rockin. #HamptonInnandsuites

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Men, if you were surrounded by 1,000 lions and told only 100 of them were man-eaters, you’d still be afraid of all 1,000 lions, wouldn’t you?

That’s how women feel around men.

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@ByPatForde Backing in takes the average driver 4 or 5 tries and they do it when others are waiting. Backing out with back up cams takes 2 movements and usually people don’t back out when others are moving. Assholes who don’t care about others back in.

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@kateamaraWBAL I love your blue blouse tonight! Where did you get it?

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

10 hours in PACU and counting. It’s like being left in a stall in a horse barn.

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

What kind of hospital tells an 80 year old woman they plan to keep her overnight after knee replacement surgery and then tells her that they will be keeping her in the recovery room overnight? Maybe add more beds or don’t schedule that many surgeries? Do better @umms

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@sunshine_4me Same! I think we look at movies and shows where everyone has a BFF and think what’s wrong with me. Life is hard.

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@ThrillaRilla369 I can buy myself flowers. Woman by Kesha.

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@elsathora @fiago7 @FreddyLA7

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

Ok Europeans who traveled to the U.S. for World Cup: I haven’t heard many complaints about public toilets. Like the gaps between doors. What say you?

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@Bubblebathgirl Is he going backwards?

[kaitlin @thefactualprep]

oh man, the europeans, who kept their mouths shut as qatar built soccer stadiums with slave labor, are super mad over a questionable red card being overturned

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

Damn. I’m American, and I can’t help hoping for an England win. Wow.

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@cryptobeast Yo

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

@mrmikeMTL Fetal pig

[Erin Phelan @eriu68]

Old age is realizing you don’t need alcohol to feel hungover. Lack of sleep and/or being busy will do that instead. 🤣