*coffee shop*
me: hi can i get some tea
barista: sure. chai?
me: no
barista: green?
me: no
barista: our manager is fucking our stock boy and her husband has no idea
me: thank you
Me: What's an easy oatmeal cookie recipe?
Every recipe website: While I was technically born in Ohio in 1983, my soul was born last summer in rural Tuscany...