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I like brains.

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When your cat meows perfectly with the beat dropping

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Imagine Captain America walking out to “Crank That (Soulja Boy)”.

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Sometimes I just start a sentence...and then I start seven more and it comes out like

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New hobbie - screamo singing Dave Mathews Band songs

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“Bowling alleys always make a profit” - JJ on bowling alleys in WI

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I wonder what it’s like to not think you lost your wallet, keys, etc. every day.

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Looking at rings for your hands and then an unasked for, unexpected TOE RING pops up.

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“I’ve just accepted that I’m a sad person with happy moments” @wild_alexa

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Follow up: if your legs are under a blanket, do you think your cat believes them to be large pillows, just a lumpy blanket or know they are your limbs and you’re trapped in that spot forever now?

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Why do cat just come all up in your lap, stare you in the soul and then lick themselves furiously? Power move? Sign of love and acceptance? No shame showering wherever they damn please?

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Do dogs understand elevators or are they just like ok it's time to get into the world changer

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Rap an Eminem song in Ben Stein’s voice. https://t.co/IMqY3tAMRc

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Instead of yelling “fucker” I’m yelling “Betsy DeVos” - same energy.

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@wild_alexa I did. *insert hipster outfit here*

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Sorry I’m late to my virtual meeting - I was looking at horoscope memes.

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The town I work in smells like steamed carrots rn. No thanks.

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@paigewats HAHAH omfg I know 😂 WHYYY

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@lifestylexjenny Sadly, no. Floor feelings were also my life blood. 💚😂

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Today I learned that JJ’s first CD was Let Go (Avril Lavigne). #PERFECT4EACHOTHER #Sk8erBoi