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erki
@erki
Joined November 2008
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erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
Just worked out for the first time in a year. Feels good to be back in shape. http://t.co/CyoYUTVoOA
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches. http://t.co/FpU9KYBQUn
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
Heard a Beethoven piece & a Ke$ha song yesterday. Which one is deaf again? http://t.co/dD4yCRFeHj
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
http://t.co/Vg1umPe8fY I'm glad David married me for my brains. My glorius, perky, bouncy brains.
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
"WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME?!?" - Jesus, at the first Communion. http://t.co/k9DCIq5Rl6
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
Prison guard is a pretty good job. Who's going to steal a prison. http://t.co/VR29ce71NN
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
http://t.co/Y6iJODcLA6 "Not gay enough" - superhero working on his costume
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
http://t.co/KtMaWUOFou A polaroid is what an eskimo takes when he wants to bulk up.
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
I screwed up self-checkout at the supermarket and had to ask myself if I could see a manager. http://t.co/aWtijOAY4k
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
http://t.co/2oICpAm6Li In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/a2dQWiLzKx
erki
@erki
about 13 years ago
Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/hWdbEOfGct
erki
@erki
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/l5H8IwWo3P The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".
erki
@erki
over 13 years ago
Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/vEB4ltg8r9
erki
@erki
over 13 years ago
How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/cvt1UEIXZo
erki
@erki
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/1BomiLFrYO Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.
erki
@erki
over 13 years ago
Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/l5dGsaDC5N
erki
@erki
over 13 years ago
Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/p3tmI8GJsN
erki
@erki
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/zVX9bbHQEk Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".
erki
@erki
over 13 years ago
http://t.co/yXk9fXI5SH "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos
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