Maya

just riffin’ baby

[Maya @erm0cida]

i treat my snap streaks equivalent to monica in that friends episode where they're throwing the ball and she won't let anybody drop it

[Maya @erm0cida]

So glad he is gone lol

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Yikes: New Patriots wide receiver AJ Brown admitted to leaking stories about the Eagles to the media to "motivate" the team.

"It was done purposely to give us a push. It gives everything legs to push everyone to be better. I feel like it was okay to do."

😬😬😬

[Maya @erm0cida]

Happy pride!

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended.

[Maya @erm0cida]

Gonna complain there too lol

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

New England was one of AJ Brown's preferred destinations, in part because of Mike Vrabel. Brown played for Vrabel from 2019-2021 with the Titans, and the two have maintained a connection beyond football, according to Vrabel.

[Maya @erm0cida]

I mean it was him or Dr. Oz like it really was a lose-lose

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The single worst decision the American left made in recent years - and I include myself here - was defending, promoting, believing in this guy.
The absolute worst. An absolute charlatan and liar and wannabe Republican.

Apologies to @ConorLambPA and @malcolmkenyatta.

[Maya @erm0cida]

I’m obsessed

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Hi everybody! Elmo was wondering if he could ask the Phillies some questions?

[Maya @erm0cida]

Remember when shit like this used to get you fired/disgraced lmao

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Every time I travel and a Muslim in a hijab asks to see my passport at TSA, I just want to say “fuck you. How dare you, take your hijab off and then maybe I will show you.”

I am disgusted that the airport in Atlanta has so many Muslims working in TSA.

In fact, I think that’s what I’m going to start saying from now on.

It’s a national security threat for Muslims to be working in TSA.

Why do I have to go through the humiliation ritual of showing my passport to some Muslima bitch in a hijab with a heavy accent? I’m done.

@DHSgov @SecDuffy

[Maya @erm0cida]

Didn’t cheer this team on once bc I knew if they were to win gold they would do this lmfao

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

all of them laughing about inviting the women’s team. every single one of them

[Maya @erm0cida]

😪

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

The Phillies have released OF Nick Castellanos.

[Maya @erm0cida]

It has to be rage baiting at this point lol

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

It’s kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Puerto Rico isn’t exactly known for having reliable electricity.

He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in PR and done some good with his platform, but he chose degeneracy!

[Maya @erm0cida]

What are you even talking about lmfao

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

Vance is one of the most powerful people on earth, yet he’s single-handedly humanizing fatherhood.

He just showed up to the Winter Olympics hand in hand with his kids.

This is exactly the kind of role model America needs.

[Maya @erm0cida]

Oooooo it’s giving Mellie and Fitz lol

[Second Lady Usha Vance @SLOTUS]

We’re very happy to share some exciting news. Our family is growing!

[Maya @erm0cida]

I still can’t get over that it was really between him and doctor fucking Oz

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Democrat Sen. John Fetterman comes out in FULL SUPPORT of ICE’s deployments nationwide

“Round up ALL the criminals! DEPORT THEM! They definitely have to go!”

Don’t let liberals fool you: this is the MAJORITY opinion in America!

[Maya @erm0cida]

This is peak 2005-2006 sunny

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

dreamt i was hired to write an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode called The Gang Gets Anorexic. a full scene dedicated to frank trying to log “rum ham” in myfitnesspal

[Maya @erm0cida]

Fire Kevin Patullo right now

[Maya @erm0cida]

Why are they so cool lmao

[Joe Keery Updates @updatingkeery]

A new photo of Joe Keery and Charlie Heaton on the set of ‘STRANGER THINGS 5’

📸: calebheymann on Instagram

[Maya @erm0cida]

Doesn’t feel like a win lol

[Maya @erm0cida]

Sometimes you guys on the internet are absolute bozos lol

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

There’s, ya know, a big show out right now, that absolutely had AI write the dialogue. And it’s so much worse than where it started wtf

[Maya @erm0cida]

Ain’t got no Olivia Pope type in their admin and it SHOWS

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This whole administration is proof of what happens when no one ever tells you to shut the fuck up

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

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