Cole

I just want a fucking nap

[Cole @erm_whynot]

Just need to clear something up. Get something off my chest

[Cole @erm_whynot]

Does The Streets sample Girls Aloud or does Girls Aloud sample The Streets?

Fit But You Know It vs. Biology

[Two Door Cinema Club @TDCinemaClub]

Super excited for the final line up at @liveatleedsfest! We’ve seen @TheHives many times over the years and what a live band they are! This is going to be a special day in Yorkshire!!

[Cole @erm_whynot]

I've just done a mock theory test, and it's the first time I've ever passed one. Ever. I've officially failed it twice, but even in mocks, I was never able to pass. Third time lucky 🤞🏽

[saira @sairaspooks]

in 2023 i wanna kiss more girls and cry a lot less

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.

[O2 Academy Birmingham @O2AcademyBham]

It's all about fixing yourself, not the world this evening! @thewombats are here and we cannot wait! Doors - 7pm

[Cole @erm_whynot]

@sianplant97

[Cole @erm_whynot]

As of right now, I am 2 years clean and sober, and I can't express how magical it is for me to be able to say that

[Black Honey @BLACKHONEYUK]

found the birthplace of the music industry

[miranda @mirandareinert]

sometimes an album is good because it came out when i was 17

[trash jones @jzux]

definitely check on your friend who “decided to rewatch bojack horseman”

[Cole @erm_whynot]

How and where do you buy a mattress?

[Cole @erm_whynot]

There is something super camp about old white women proper dressed up (inc heels) walking around a shopping centre

[ً @kuoimai]

how tf do people think people w glasses r smart we literally failed an eye test what's so smart abt that

[Cole @erm_whynot]

@schmoogerbooger @Tammyjeanknows

[🕷️ @JYZOVRRTED]

white people asking “why everything gotta be about race” the funniest shit ever bitch you tell me yall the ones had the whites only fountains

[Cole @erm_whynot]

Welcome to my new series called Things My Mum Is Mad At Me About Today:

Reason: I need to wash my hair for work tomorrow

Why?: because she hasn't cleaned the bathroom

I wish there was more to this. There isn't.