Emily Butler

sru alum :)

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When you haven't even finished greeting the customer and they come up to you saying "412-....." @PaneraBProbs

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tiktok has absolutely destroyed my attention span

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the term “backseat driver” gets taken to a whole new level when it’s my identical twin brothers criticizing each other while driving😅

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8:15am and my 71 year old grandma is beginning her day by practicing taking Jell-O shots so she doesn’t look inexperienced at her picnic today. Big time 4th of July vibes today🍻🇺🇸

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*me sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing*

my mother: you got hit by the ugly stick!

i love quarantine🙃🙃🙃🙃

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everyone’s talking about all things covid but we really need to be talking about this

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if you aren’t willing to have have 3 separate conversations on 3 separate apps that i constantly rotate between then i can’t vibe w you

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ok even during a pandemic Walmart has a whole different kind of crowd. this lady just came out of the store, ripped off her gloves & mask, then put them INTO HER MOUTH to hold them while she starting texting😂😂

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i miss living on my own bc now when I try to eat a pint of ice cream for lunch my mom yells at me:(:(:(

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my mom to my twin brothers after they’ve been screaming for 5 minutes: “there’s no way you can naturally be this weird. You guys actively work hard at it and it’s so annoying”

my brothers: we’re a special breed

quarantine is going well in my house🙃😅

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thank you @Juice_Cooper for informing me that it’s national beer day & making my day 1,000x better🤪🍻

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*sends very professional email to my professor*

his response: cool beans, thx!

Sent from my iPhone

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PSA: today is national cocktail day and the CDC is recommending for everyone to consume at least 4 quarentinis today to maintain sanity🍸😅😅

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allegheny county just got issued a stay at home order by the governor so can everyone maybe try to take this shit seriously now and act like responsible adults not be selfish?????? okay great thx!!!!!!

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RIP senior year: August 2019 - March 2020 :(

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💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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@kateburns324 this show is 110% my guilty pleasure and I live for it

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my grandma ain’t playing around !!!!!!!

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@lakyn_lou 100%. And still best friends til the end!!!!!💕

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To anyone that may need a little pick me up: only one week til the best damn holiday of the year🇺🇸🍻🎇

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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PPL IN THE BACK HONEY!!!!!!👭💕