emma

she/her

[emma @ermatinaa]

@katincognit0 don’t forget about your free will

[marina @bloodmajicks]

i’m saving myself for divorce actually

[emma @ermatinaa]

my uber driver is playing benson boone…. 0% tip………………

[emma @ermatinaa]

it would be soooo cool if my family would didn’t immediately comment on my weight every time i see them

[emma @ermatinaa]

the upside to getting hit by a car is that i now have scabs to pick!

[kay @kswizzlein]

oh him? that’s just my emotional support white boy

[emma @ermatinaa]

tell me why i got it by a car in my bike yet i was the one apologizing

[emma @ermatinaa]

why is d*ting so embarrassing

[emma @ermatinaa]

might reach out to her and tell her i have one month left of accutane

[emma @ermatinaa]

just had a video call with my manager without any makeup on and she asked me if I’ve ever considered trying accutane

[emma @ermatinaa]

lost the will to live again (the trip is over)

[emma @ermatinaa]

found the will to live again (booked a trip to toronto)

[emma @ermatinaa]

was thinking about the fact that i don’t have a naked neighbour and then i realized i am the naked neighbour

[emma @ermatinaa]

my therapist told she wishes it was ethical to set her clients up with each other

[emma @ermatinaa]

one thing about me is that if someone runs a race and don’t post their time i will be looking up their bib number to find out

[emma @ermatinaa]

it’s mother’s day and i haven’t received flowers from any of the men who have sucked my t*ts

[emma @ermatinaa]

the classic pipeline of extreme emotional intimacy, to being left on read and ghosted, to no contact and avoiding looking at ig stories, to liking ig posts that are a week old

[Bray.. @Bray_erryday]

Am I “ran through” or am I just a beloved member of my community

[emma @ermatinaa]

@katincognit0 noo that means one less platform for us to talk on!

[emma @ermatinaa]

@al_tho69 pouring one out for all that attend

[emma @ermatinaa]

pouring one out for jack layton tonight