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[Steve @CansAndBansV12]

Looks like you’re fucked then pal

[Dzner™️ @DznerV3]

Salah and Pep gone in the same season.

#ItsOver #WeDidIt

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

Dalot after playing 90 minutes against Kvaratskhelia in the UCL next season 😭😭

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

top 5 human experiences

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Bryan Mbeumo. Stretford End. ERUPTION! 🤯

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

me doing nothing the whole day bc I have something I need to do at 5pm

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Cunha/Sesko/Mbeumo front 3 for the derby next week.

[™ @UTDFrost2]

Drawing against 20th place with 7 defensive players

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

Dalot with Amorim’s job on the line might be top 5 full backs in the history of the sport

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

garnacho lost his man for the sunderland equaliser. we are so back

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

“Whoever can't name a football team starting with B, drinks”
My girlfriend: Barcelona
Me: Bayern Munich
My girl's gay bestfriend: Besiktas
Me:

[Corri @FPLCorrigan]

Margaret the former Man United tea lady seeing them buy Cunha, Mbeumo, Sesko and Baleba

[deng @UTDDeng]

They found oil under Old Trafford

[Matty @mattylufc_]

Fella in the blue shirt coming down the steps with the sarcastic applause, give him free tickets for life

[ʜᴀʏᴄʜ 🍒 @cfcxhayley]

Two weeks until all of our mental health relies on 11 men on a pitch for the next 9 months

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

Women mid childbirth can almost imagine the pain and fear a man in his 20s feels checking to see if his hairline is receding