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[swift e @ernadetta]

Rochester NY

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hot take: People DO NOT actually want to become millionaires. They want to stop checking their bank account before buying groceries.

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

doing away with house courtyards was a very bad decision for humanity

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Activist Erin Brockovich who won
PG&E case and won $333 million as settlement for the poisoned families, is now coming after big Al data centres for damaging nature.

[𓆩♡𓆪 @fairyprxncess]

so cute

[Mamdani Source @sourcemamdani]

🚨BREAKING: After 6 months in office, Zohran Mandani has consistently proved that if your politicians wanted to help you, they absolutely could.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

absolutely nobody:

me choking on my own spit:

[𝕮 @XCzsnx]

The rescue coordinator called to tell me the cat I'd applied to adopt had been adopted by someone else.
Her: I'm so sorry. He went yesterday.
Me: Oh.
Her: You were second on the list.
Me: That's okay.
Her: You don't sound okay.
Me: I really wanted him.
Her: I know. Your application was the most detailed we've ever received.
Me: I did a lot of research.
Her: You included a floor plan of your apartment.
Me: I wanted them to see he'd have space.
Her: With furniture labeled.
Me: For context.
Her: We have another cat.
Me: I'm not sure I'm ready to....
Her: She's been here fourteen months. She's older. She's not getting looked at.
Me: Why not?
Her: She's not a kitten. She just sits in the back and waits.
Me: Does she like people?
Her: She likes quiet people. I think she'd like you.
Me: Why?
Her: You made a floor plan. That's a quiet person move.
I went in on Saturday.
She was in the back.
Walked directly to me.
Sat down.
Didn't perform.
Just chose.
Her: She's never done that.
Me: (already crying)
Her: Yeah. Take her home.
The thing you wanted and the thing you needed are not always the same cat.

[steph ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @justsumsexygirl]

kinda obsessed with this girl that i follow on instagram bc whenever she gets a new bf she doesn’t delete the exes pics and they’re just slowly collecting on her feed

[hemera 🇵🇸 @heemeeraa]

A PUBLISHED BOOK!!!!

[Lilac @Lavenderlily__]

Princess treatment

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days.

[𐕣 @gumvape]

i'm in love with this quote:

"if you're persistent, you'll get it. if you're consistent, you'll keep it. and if you're grateful, you'll attract more of it."

[sar 💐 @EDITINGZ0NE]

looking at kittens from the place i adopted my cat from AND THIS KITTEN'S NAME IS CRAZY 😭😭

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

can ppl please for the love of god just take climate change seriously

[My Sister Scams Me @Miyokone1]

Watching babies interact with the world around them is so cute. Everything is so new to them

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket