Erna

[Erna @ernalips]

Happy Birthday to me, never mind the age of the boy, mind your own f’ing business

[Erna @ernalips]

I said what I said.

This, this is why I drink…

[Erna @ernalips]

Damn kids on Thanksgiving Day out being silly. #WhyIDrink #AtLeastThereIsWade

[Erna @ernalips]

He may not be as rich or as popular as ⁦@elonmusk⁩ but my drunk ass is going to enjoy this man’s long musk for a birthday and anniversary gift. #BestGift #TouchWhatIWant #GoHomeFFS #MommaReady #AnniversayDay #AnniversayNight

[Erna @ernalips]

You know it’s a good birthday when at some point you need stop and figure out if you spilled, or just pissed yourself. But then you remember this is your house so who cares. #MyBirthdayBitch #ILoveToDrink #WadeAndRoryAreBothHere #BestDay

[Erna @ernalips]

The oldest disappointment finally did something right. Now those are shot glasses. If she would only leave so I can finish the bottle #LetsGoBitches

[Erna @ernalips]

This, this is why I drink #YouBitches

[Erna @ernalips]

Okay fine, passing out at a birthday party might have been improper. But putting me beside a messy plant was mean. I’m old, drunk, but still old. Jerks! #RoryWouldHaveSavedMe #WhereWasWade #DamnDaughterInlaws

[Erna @ernalips]

Just about drank the first generation under the table, now to convince the granddaughter she is legal. #ImAFuckingEnabler #KickassGrandma #DaughterStillDrinksLikeASissy

[Dream @Dream]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! lots of love :)

[Erna @ernalips]

Wear red, ✅ Drink a bottle of vodka, ✅ Throw up over a balcony, ✅ Tell your kids how disappointed you are, ✅ Stare longingly at a penis, ✅✅ This Grandma showed these pussies how to #CanadaDay2020

[Erna @ernalips]

@bubbalarsen @smombond @Shaadoe007 @joely_simpson Up yours, I never wanted you anyways. And for the record, it’s delicious

[Erna @ernalips]

Oh stop being a pussy, be more like your brother.

[Erna @ernalips]

That’s my Wade, good idea #BestSon

[Erna @ernalips]

Fading fast...

[Erna @ernalips]

Happy Easter F’ers

[Erna @ernalips]

Yes, that is my tongue. This is what happens when you finish 4 bottles of wine before a socially distanced Easter