Erin Elizabeth

I pour beer. I have a baby.

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

Thinking about egg salad

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

@amielizabith The worst mistake

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

Does dooney and bourke still exist or have we all grown up

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

Gary Oldman is my soulmate

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

Fuck you and your Christmas album

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

@haha_sarahh I just watched that last night. Yep, got my feels going

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

Dear Lord, please grant me the apathy I need to get me through this work day.

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

@TMobile you're welcome for the free $250 ya shady mother fuckers

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

@amielizabith How many influencers have their entire ass out every single day

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

I thought someone at work was older than I am, just found out she's a couple years younger, so I am old. We old. 😐

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

I love paying almost a thousands dollars for a shithole property 👍

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

Temptation Island got me obsessed but feeling like middle class trash

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

@Yung_Hoon Choosing violence

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

The neighbors bought their kid a drumset and I can hear my property value going down

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

@BrandalynnKay You really effed up there 😂

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

I am so tired of not understanding cryptocurrency and making thousands of dollars from doing absolutely nothing

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

Good parenting is sharing your ice cream. Mediocre parenting is sharing your ice cream, but giving them the boring bites.

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

@davethedtrain Shit. I would take 50 dollars and a steak dinner

[Erin Elizabeth @ernee35]

Good thing masks are still required at work because I've had taco bell on my face for the past 2 hours