JartMa5ter

A1 Klutz, if I knock some shit over, try not to get mad

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@RuncieDan I haven't listened to any of his music since his Throne album with Kanye like 15 years ago. Honestly can't name one song since then. 25 bucks for upper deck tickets? Eh, maybe?

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@FoxNews How the hell is he still alive? He's been on a steady diet of steroids, liquor, coke and viagra for like the last 20 plus years. Never thought he would make it past 60

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@FischerKing64 I'm pretty sure Meadow and AJ are still banging behind closed doors. They play it off like they're just best friends, read their body language and also actual verbal language. 'Oh she's a great friend' just admit you 2 are banging and we can all move along lol

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@DanClarkSports @WNBA Getting doubled by little league kids lmao. Pay those middle school kids what you owe them!

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@nypost Is she familiar with the concept of a common denominator? She's shooting herself in the foot to any decent man in the future by throwing all her ex's under the bus on national TV. Be decent and say that sometimes things don't work out. No need to throw shade like that.

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@BstdAintHim She's on her speed run to sound like Bea Arthur with charred out popcorn lung by the time she's 40

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@Skol__Minnesota All I remembery is Bobby Jackson and Quincy Lewis making it to the final 4 playing for him. Then they had to take down the banner of that team because he hired a bunch of smart kids to take tests for his players so they'd remain eligible to play

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@NUCLRGOLF The good old 'fuck it power fade' and hope for the best, trying to start it over the left tree line. Cut to me double crossing myself into the woods with a draw and losing my ball

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@purplelove021 This guy when I just a little kid learning to throw a spiral. Warren Moon was my idol in elementary school days

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@OpieRadio Is Opie trying to stare at the sun? Why can't the guy open his eyes?

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@Leni0654 Aaron Carter currently in a coffin under a tombstone

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@ywomendeservles The food service? Huh, ironically after biting the hand that fed her

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@chuckdpete I've worked the front desk at hotels over the years, and I've seen this happen with some of my housekeepers. But the decline from like 22 to 26 is a speed run to looking old and fat. Pumping out a bunch of kids doesn't help, but they don't even look like the same person

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@The_FJC @WNBA I heard it was close to sold out, and hey who wouldn't want to pay 10 bucks to watch botched layups and airballs with zero dunking?

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@Sofia50020Sofia Yeah that's a one way ticket to juvie, and she doesn't get to leave until she does public service work to pay off the restitution for that destroyed tailgate. Don't worry, she'll still have fun doing homework on the side.

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@VikingsLeadSM Help is on the way after the bye, that's gonna bump to B+ pretty quickly

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@ShaneTuttleNCAA That's the worst idea I've heard since putting pineapple on pizza, Dave gives the plan a 2.3 out of 10.

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@DrewLaneShow He's funny in interviews with his fake stories 'oh man, we had this one guy in our town...' cut to a fake story, but it's still funny. But as a standup he's not really at headliner talent, he's like a Bob Kelly or Rich Vos level feature act middle on stage.

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@nut_history The good old days of roid rage, I miss it

[JartMa5ter @erniebert69]

@orange_peelbeef She was good for 'Toynyee' as she said it, as his goomar. Freaky Russian women are great in the sack, even if she was a little crazy, that's part of the deal