Ernie the dog

Sniffing is my business, rubbing my belly is yours. Take care of your business.

[Ernie the dog @ernierubs]

Goodbye.

[Ernie the dog @ernierubs]

According to my family, I have the best wink. WDYT?

[Ernie the dog @ernierubs]

I may not be able to see very well, but I still have the looks.

[Ernie the dog @ernierubs]

Now that I can *see* what gives that lovely sausage smell, I’m going back to looking adorable while staring at the cook instead of barking. Hmmm... not sure how this improves *my* bottomline.

[Ernie the dog @ernierubs]

I hope the cataract surgery is worth it.

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@RikerShep Omg dying...

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Sunday morning.

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Visiting a friend for the weekend ;-)

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My new bed is a little flimsy.

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If I ever get lost, you should know what to do. https://t.co/mGATIUHctg

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Come on let's go! We're ready!

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Me! Me! Give the scrambled egg bits to ME!

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Scratching my armpit doesn't do the same as it does to you, kiddo.

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My new portrait

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"Wooo your hair so soft..."
"Just leave me alone!"

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A baby just tried to eat my fur. Please send help.

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"Let's make a deal."

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Look who's almost as long as me!

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Is it cooler under here?

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I could share the couch, I suppose...