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official hummus stan account

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

The Hunger Games but you take the the 24 richest billionaires in the country and make them compete. Only the winner gets to remain a billionaire. The rest have to donate anything over a billion to education, housing, and healthcare.

[ern🪐 @ernilywheeler]

GO GUARDIANS ⚾️

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

“Statues like this typically depict a married couple. It was unusual for two women to be sculpted side by side. The relationship between these two women is not specified.”

Obviously, they were roommates.

[NMY @1waynmy]

Twitter is my morning newspaper

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

No babe I love when you say a bunch of shit that doesn’t make any sense

[Waseem Carrim @waseeemcarrim]

Taking pictures of the board in a lecture knowing I'll never look at those pictures again

[Godot Jove @AC3ATTORN3Y]

"Gen Z is obsessed with subtitles" man i cant fucking hear what the characters are saying bc nobody knows how to mix their fuckin audio

[Aulieude aka Jo-Ann Whalley @Aulieude66]

I have found my church...

[Dr. Jason Johnson @DrJasonJohnson]

Protesters show up outside SCOTUS homes & suddenly Congress gives them high priced security. A 70 year old black poll worker in Georgia gets death threats from MAGA Trumpers and she's on the run for 2 months and the FBI basically says figure it out. This is why people are angry

[ern🪐 @ernilywheeler]

customer service employees should legally be allowed to tussle w at least 1 customer a month

[ern🪐 @ernilywheeler]

grapefruit

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

They were on speed

[ern🪐 @ernilywheeler]

matcha with no syrups🤢

[zae @itszaeok]

what y'all think this taste like?

[ern🪐 @ernilywheeler]

ESPAÑOL POR FAVOR 🥺🙏🏻❤️ love u sm kali uchis ur my queen

[KALI UCHIS @KALIUCHIS]

My third album & the next are both finished, one is an English album one is a Spanish album ¿what my kuchis want first ?