Erin ☁️🥞

(she/her) peanut butter luvr

[Erin ☁️🥞 @ernwepp]

POV you are me

[Erin ☁️🥞 @ernwepp]

I just think that most people shouldn’t even try with hats

["All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3]

And sometimes grandpa is mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.

[paige @BonerWizard]

MiraLAX is abortion for your poop

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[evie 🐾 @fettiwhiskers]

destroys me

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[🍸 @wildbabylin]

I got too drunk and started talking about how I think men are an invasive species

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Seems like the perfect time for women to start an anonymous website where they can name the men who assaulted them — and I bet we could get over 62 million names VERY quickly.

WE NEED TO BECOME THE BEAR, LADIES

[SPOOKoomf🎃🇵🇸(CREATURE enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

how american conservatives genuinely look at you when you ask them to actually conserve something in america

[Erin ☁️🥞 @ernwepp]

RIP Roger Sterling, you would’ve loved Seeking Arrangements.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Seatbelts aren't designed for breasts.
Real blood wasn't used for period product testing until like 2023.
Female crash dummies weren't regularly used in crash tests until 2022.
Women are 30% more likely to die if her surgeon is a man.

Endometriosis affects 1 in 9 women yet it takes 10 years to diagnose and there's more research done on male pattern baldness than endo.
And endo studies consist of how attractive endo patients are to males.

[Erin ☁️🥞 @ernwepp]

how much SickoMode/kg did you give ?

[juni 𓏲ּ𝄢 @soapdishglitter]

i unfortunately do feel a deep spiritual connection with that one SNL skit about the girl who is getting her master's degree in 18th century graveyards and her boyfriend who teaches soulcycle classes on the tarmac outside laguardia and does the frat flick when she reads her poems

[Erin ☁️🥞 @ernwepp]

If all white kitchens have no haters I’m dead

[Erin ☁️🥞 @ernwepp]

“I’m gonna put on pants and run this pool table”

[ᅠ @artindetails]

from sunlight to moonlight

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Trump is 6 months from his last physical (and last MRI)

He is 3 months from his disappearance on labor day.

-6 month MRIs are used to monitor severe progressions of Alzheimer’s or Vascular Dementia.

-3 month follow-ups are used after a stroke.

No non-serious condition requires anyone to get a 6 month MRI.

The Presidents currently disclosed conditions do not merit a 6 month MRI.

So the question is:

-Stroke, dementia, or Alzheimer’s?