𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅

𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗯𝗼𝘆

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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𝐅͟𝐑͟𝐄͟𝐍͟𝐂͟𝐇͟𝐈͟𝐍͟𝐆 ( /ˈfren.tʃɪŋ/ ) 𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻 -
1. 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖥𝗋𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗁 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 (𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝖺𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗎𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀)
2. 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗁 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀
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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

𝖨𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗈 𝗋𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖼?

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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Since he's the first to show up for opening, bet his ass he's taking a little sip of his Merlot flavored pick me up.
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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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Maybe he should have just kept his mouth shut ...

"Mon dieu, your imagination is always somehow more active than anything else. You'll be fiiine."
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[、 𝐓𝐈ᥫ᭡𝐒 ~ .ᐟ @TlPSPlease]

“Really!?”

This is bad, now her imagination is going wild.

“I'll be a real life skeleton costume at this point!”

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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"Even I try to make time to visit back home, or at least call. You'll work yourself to a husk at this rate. 💧"
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[、 𝐓𝐈ᥫ᭡𝐒 ~ .ᐟ @TlPSPlease]

“She might let me go if I do get some time off!💦”

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

/ realizing now the pinned is wrong and the 2nd frenching definition is a duplicate fuuuck

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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"Merde, Boss really needs to give you time off -"
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[、 𝐓𝐈ᥫ᭡𝐒 ~ .ᐟ @TlPSPlease]

“Haven't seen ma' in a long time...”

[、 𝐓𝐈ᥫ᭡𝐒 ~ .ᐟ @TlPSPlease]

#OCRP 、#MVRP 、#PIZZATHOTS.

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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Me too Tips, me too ...
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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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Boss keeps saying cake is on the menu and making him walk out pantsless.
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[ᅠ—— ℳ𝐑𝐒 . 𝓢𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐍 @PAINTMYTITS]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ🐿
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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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Hope Theo realizes, he's staying over to help Jon clean up. Or make a bigger mess. Whichever, really ~
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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

@PIZZABIMBO ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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It's normal sized, and fully functional
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[ᅠᅠkim .ᅠ💣 @DRUMMYTHICK]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᴅʀᴏᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪᴄᴋꜱ ɪɴ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜰ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᴛɪᴘꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ, ᴅᴍ ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴛᴀᴛ!

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ♡ + ↻
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[ᅠᅠkim .ᅠ💣 @DRUMMYTHICK]

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ᅠᅠᅠ𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙎 𝙁𝘼𝙑𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙀: 𝙏𝙄𝙋𝙎 !

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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It doesn't seem obvious, but when she gets in the mood? Tips is ranked among the men as the number one prostate overstimmer.
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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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This Christmas ...

He's jerking his meat while drunk off peppermint vodka.
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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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Being back of the house means that, usually, he's stuck practicing with toys while his coworkers get all the action ...
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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

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Not even on his break can he get a moment of peace. Do you mind maybe NOT grabbing at his butt so hard??
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[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐅 @erochefing]

@_Sweet_Demon

[𝑂𝐻, 𝑀𝐼𝑆𝑆 𝑀𝐼𝐾𝑂… ~ ♡ @burnxngdxsire]

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