zoe

free will is an illusion / she/her 🦦

[zoe @erodedpanic]

the pheromones worked

[zoe @erodedpanic]

lol i once asked an eldery woman to move out of my seat cos i reserved it. idgaf

[alex @alexmcole_]

If you reserve a seat on a train and actually ask someone to move so you can sit there I genuinely think less of you as a person

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This is the most Nigel Farage thing Nigel Farage has ever done. Stand down in the safest seat Reform holds, then stand again so he can win it back and say: “See? 20,000 people voted for me, so we can all forget about my dodgy billionaire mate.”

He is such a fucking drama queen.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I love it when r*pists suffer

[zoe @erodedpanic]

knew i had reason to hate those posh toffs

[matty @mattyjones_x]

at the wolf Alice show and the last dinner part did very racist blackcent for for almost five minutes lol

[えみり @emilie_DQ]

❎️

[zoe @erodedpanic]

flat crawl on saturday, best event of the year im fucking buzzing

[zoe @erodedpanic]

@peppermint_te3 fucking hate those adverts, i hate the 'tampax saved my vibe' bullshit as well

[zoe @erodedpanic]

@papvent even if they werent stacked its clearly a slip hazard, theyre shit mats that slide when wet and the pavers were cracked so you didnt land on an even surface after you tripped!! (but also they literally were stacked)

[zoe @erodedpanic]

really winds me up when people use 🙂‍↔️ as a nodding emoji when its clearly shaking its head and this one is nodding 🙂‍↕️

[zoe @erodedpanic]

the way andy burnham won the by-elections and no one moved

[zoe @erodedpanic]

@peppermint_te3 hahahahaha

[zoe @erodedpanic]

@peppermint_te3 not me seeing this after already ordering avo on toast for brekkie 2 mins ago

[. @swolecinephile]

Rupaul’s Stop That Train having a higher critic score than Spielberg’s Disclosure Day

[l. anderson @Leomie_Anderson]

To be loved like mamdani you have to actually do something about the dying nightlife in the UK not just get an intern to write witty tweets about it

[zoe @erodedpanic]

im seeing geese and pulp at end of the road with stan 🤩🥳🕺😜🎉

none of my friends got tickets in time before it sold out so i wont get to sing and dance to geese and pulp with them 😢😔😭🥺🫩

[zoe @erodedpanic]

oh very dear

[November @postoctobrist]

that’s great, man. that’s wonderful. thanks (Russell T Davies on his new series in the Guardian)

[zoe @erodedpanic]

the right wing bullshit spewing from this account has really ramped up over the last month or so, makes me think someones had a big pay out to cause division and play into reforms ideology 🤔

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A Government review has found that the nearly 1 million young people out of work and education are costing the UK over £125 billion each year

[Nat ✨ FREE 🇵🇸 @loopzoooop]

Zia Yusuf is not an elected representative yet for some reason is given the most free reign to spread propaganda on national television

[zoe @erodedpanic]

bry got tik tok back last week and i havent stopped spamming her with videos since