Chris Alexander

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

Do it dude, netflix is the bees knees

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@mannynash shred!!

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

found it

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wheres my phone

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@mannynash they should play again tonight just cuz

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@eightybluestars awesome!! Great Job

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@eightybluestars hot as a mofo out there, bout 1/4 done moving, waiting for comcast right now and unpacking.

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

Wwwooooord!! This building has AC that controls the temp. Woot!!

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@mannynash he's a tweetmin

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@eightybluestars was it cancer, cuz he denied that was true i thought

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Did P.S. Die!?

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

Attention customer service people of the world. Look at your customers. They are people too. Listen to them if at all possible

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@eightybluestars you mean 'what is' into the anus of the posessed.

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@eightybluestars ill take massive anti-vampiric weapons for 500 alex

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@changwatch old dutch like a mahfucker

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@changwatch if you are looking for a laptop backpack, go to newegg.com, good deals, and most of them have free shipping, takes bout 6 days

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@changwatch: disturbed did a cover of that song, NOT awesome.

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

Dear wal-mart employees, please secure all stomach flaps safely under your uniform as to not induce vomiting of the customers. Thank you.

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@changwatch: coffe and internet just got a lot cheaper.

[Chris Alexander @eroticmonkey]

@changwatch well, i PLANNED on going to work, buuut...