I’ll never be glamour

I’m really into scented candles right now

[I’ll never be glamour @eroticrobot]

@joegunn « I hate your fucking slippers by the way »

[I’ll never be glamour @eroticrobot]

@NDReilly @ecareyo LVP impact

[I’ll never be glamour @eroticrobot]

@katya_zamo The girls yearn for a dowager hump

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

June 1st - June 30th

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

exposed to hantavirus? get ahead of the curve with some evidence-based practices
1️⃣𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲. It’s important to have a social safety net
2️⃣𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻. It's the only way to expel the disease
3️⃣𝗚𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗡𝗢𝗪

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[police sketch artist interrupts me] large naturals?

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

[alice @ihavesexwghosts]

"please dont blow your vape smoke on my baby" okay first of all this is heroin

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[I’ll never be glamour @eroticrobot]

@ecareyo CHILLS

[I’ll never be glamour @eroticrobot]

@bandwagon99 @notgwendalupe Are you okay?

[I’ll never be glamour @eroticrobot]

@joegunn “Red Wine”

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

My pitbull just teethmogged this toddloid and now she’s sobmaxxing

[clarissa 🐡 @mrworldwidest]

does santa offer assisted suicide

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Who is ordering pizza from Tim Hortons? You need to check into camh

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear i’m wearing a bomb vest

[I’ll never be glamour @eroticrobot]

@ecareyo The red carpet was simply WHOMST to me