Brian

Network Engineer.
Tweets are my own. No political views expressed.

[Brian @err_disabled]

Wanted to watch a "new" movie for some time. Finally went to @redbox but machine broken. No biggie, so just purchased the $20 digital instead. Stopped playing after an hour. Never again. @netflix is the only way to go.
Wasted $25 today, but learned my lesson.

[Brian @err_disabled]

@Manisha_P6 I'm so happy you're back 😇

[Brian @err_disabled]

@AmazonHelp @amazon here's the plates from the vehicle. you take it from here.

[Brian @err_disabled]

what the hell @amazon why am i always cleaning up after you?

[Manisha Pandey @Manisha_P6]

✨ Back after ages! Big shoutout to my animal lover fam 🐶💕 Hope you’re all doing well!🥰🤗
#AnimalLover #PetLover #AnimalFam #NewProfilePic

[Block Topickz @BlockTopickz]

Kevin Hart admits the George Floyd joke at his roast wasn’t “tasteful” but he’s also not surprised it was made

“People are talking about the joke, talk about the set. Tony Hinchcliffe arguably had the best set or one of the best sets”

🎥: @breakfastclubam @LorenLorosa

[Iqshant Ladha | Cryptera @theCryptera]

@RockstarGames it was supposed to launched Today 😭

[Brian @err_disabled]

@MaybeHansGruber @consequence I dunno I thought Colbert was funnier. Jimmy was only funny when he did the skits with Matt Damon

[Hans Gruber @MaybeHansGruber]

@consequence Oh Jimmy..... can't wait till he gets cancelled for the same reason Colbert was cancelled. Losing his network $20+ million per year......

[Steven @CryptoSteven88]

@cprkrn @AnthropicAI @DarioAmodei For context for everyone: Claude did NOT crack a seed phrase. It decrypted a local file on a device he had the phrase on. Still a huge win for the owner, and zero security concerns for people with bitcoin.

[🍜 @cprkrn]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG CLAUDE JUST CRACKED THIS SHIT, THANK YOU @AnthropicAI THANK YOU @DarioAmodei NAMING MY KID AFTER YOU 😍

https://t.co/gObNirRDpS

[Brian @err_disabled]

@de_fluffy_panda @TiffanyFong I thought he looked familiar. Ellen Page was so cute in Juno and Inception. 😔

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

I am NOT a foreign agent for China.

[Brian @err_disabled]

@wsdot_southwest anything on that home depot chase earlier today? yikes

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

“Pay our employees, because we won’t.”

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

With President Trump’s leadership, this @FBI and our interagency partners are conducting massive fraud takedowns coast to coast - and we’re not stopping

[Tom Jøran Sønstebyseter Rønning @L1v1ng0ffTh3L4N]

Microsoft Edge loads all your saved passwords into memory in cleartext — even when you’re not using them.

[WSDOT Southwest @wsdot_southwest]

HEADS UP, NORTHBOUND I-5 TRAVELERS IN LEWIS COUNTY!

Two crashes on I-5 are causing significant traffic backups.

Crash #1: All lanes of NB I-5 are CLOSED at MP 60 due to a three-semi collision.

Crash #2: Earlier this morning, in a separate incident NB I-5 near MP 63.

[WSDOT Southwest @wsdot_southwest]

HEADS UP NB I-5 TRAVELERS IN LEWIS COUNTY

🚨NB I-5 MP 60 all lanes are closed due to a three-semi collision. This is an involved clean up- expect delays in the area and use an alternate route if possible.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 LMFAO! President Trump just brutally MOGGED the anti-ICE May Day protestors in DC by BUZZING THEM in Marine One

The pass was so low that it totally drowned out their microphones.

Which resulted in them SCREAMING and flipping off the sky 🤣

What a LEGEND 🇺🇸