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28 | He/him | WTC, MH, TLOZ, OP

[【公式】モンスターハンターワイルズ：アセンダンス @MH_Wilds]

『モンスターハンターワイルズ：アセンダンス』が、2027年に発売決定！

アナウンストレーラーを解禁！
超大型拡張コンテンツで、『モンスターハンターワイルズ』に新たに楽しめる要素が多数追加！

#モンハンアセンダンス #MHWA

[【公式】モンスターハンターワイルズ：アセンダンス @MH_Wilds]

『モンスターハンターワイルズ：アセンダンス』が、2027年に発売決定！

アナウンストレーラーを解禁！
超大型拡張コンテンツで、『モンスターハンターワイルズ』に新たに楽しめる要素が多数追加！

#モンハンアセンダンス #MHWA

[こまごめ【冰鷹竜】 @ko_0141831]

MONSTER HUNTER WILDS

[plubio✨ @teracluster]

Los juegos como servicio os han frito el cerebro xd.

[Mew I Blademaster ★ Melody @MHPalico]

As it deserves 💕

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

#MHWilds Producer Ryozo Tsujimoto shares a look at the update arriving on Feb 18, and what's ahead in the future.

⛓ Arch-tempered Arkveld
⭐ 10-star Arch-tempered monsters
🐱 #MHStories3 Special Collaboration
🍖 Design Contest Weapon & Pendant
🎉 Anniversary Event + Event Quests

Thanks to all hunters for your support! The team is currently hard at work on a large scale expansion to Monster Hunter Wilds. We look forward to sharing the first reveal of the expansion this Summer.

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

"I squirm, I struggle, ergo I am.

Faced with concept art, I am finally, truly alive."

[TweetingGaruga @TweetingGaruga]

Can't wait to see news outlets and grifters twist this into "Capcom is selling performance"

[NikuSenpai | SenpaiSauce C2E2 - AnimeEXPO E10 @NSilvaArt]

This is my first year getting into the franchise and it's been fantastic.

These have been my favorite thing to work on this year. I look forward to making more in this series.

#monsterhunter

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

The slapping noise because they have no fur. 😂😂

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Cat tries to make its green snake toy eat from the bowl

[J E @Jstevez]

MEJOR NUEVA INTERACCIÓN DE ESTA RED SOCIAL.

[Errachete @errachete]

@supersp1ke Si le añades retomar umineko ya queda si que es espectacular

[Ramika30898 | Moon @Ramika30898]

shaw

[Errachete @errachete]

@supersp1ke Que es esto?

[Arc Knight 🗡🛡 2.0 soon.. @arturontheradio]

I'm sorry, but people are just looking for an excuse to bitch at this point.

"But it could be actual monsters!". Then people would cry and say it was the "wrong" monster.

It seems like in the eyes of some, there is NOTHING the team can do to make them happy.

[Goss Harag Enjoyer @Ethan626794543]

I love this image so much