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Barbara Crampton liked two of my tweets once.

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Pretty much.

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@PiperDewn

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@berdyn

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@MarkHammy401 @iamAtheistGirl

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@Nguyen_anime3 Based on the profile pic, it looks like he’s a fellow with a family tree that doesn’t fork.

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@Vybrance I’m a font of completely useless information. This is literally the only place it occasionally comes in handy. 🙈

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@Acyn

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Turns out when you ask ai to make a male version of Melania, you get David Bowie’s nephew.

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@thereisnojayjay They think the whole “250” thing is actually an A1C reading.

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@PTSportsFix

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@Guzzak @yeeeerika Counterpoint: to be fair, they are, in fact, always glad you came.

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BREAKING:

McDonald’s announces limited time return of the shamrock shake.

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@gator_gum

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@william_lou He’s unreal

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@CeeHawk

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@SundaeDivine The algae in the Reflecting Pool has now outlasted three White House communications directors. Show some respect.

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@sharm42453

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@CraigBaird No love for Consumers Distributing? (Or BiWay)

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@glenn_tunes

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@CaitlinPacific May I gently suggest Whitman?