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[James @CaucasianJames]

dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus

[milk @milkinhisbag]

really wish i was in on this joke

[Eddie Dougrou @didgeridougrou]

A “beyond burger” implies the existence of a “bed burger ” and a “bath burger”

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

why do i only get sad at night? this is why the government needs to get rid of night time

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

things finna get weird. mars is in venice beach & mercury is doing the renegade

[Ruby @rubydrummr]

I can’t believe I did it. Over 2500 miles on a bicycle, 36 days 😩 LMFAO

[dav @hiimdav]

don’t forget to turn your camera off kids

[✧*:･ﾟ @abissly]

all of y’all think you nailed ur homescreen? lmfaokk

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[watching Ratatouille]
me: I think I could do that

her: be a chef?

me: be manipulated by an animal

[giocki @giocki]

"are you ok" bro i eat one meal a day at 5pm don't ask me if im ok

[. @kimpossiblefact]

wait you tellin me an underpaid linecook receiving no hazard pay during the pandemic fried this rice?

[Russian Memes United @RussianMemesLtd]

Me, an introvert

Taxi driver who is silent for the entire trip

[otm shank @peterjmarshall]

I regret to inform that I am not HAGS

[James @CaucasianJames]

as i strip naked for bed and look into the mirror i think to myself “i’m not perfect, but in god’s eyes i am flawless” and then hit the hay with a clear mind and full heart