erin

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

So brave.

[hannah @shamediarist]

fourth of july is gonna feel like this

[Jacob @jacobpartrich]

Why didn’t they make Coke Zero first

[erika @yeeeerika]

they should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness

[julia @juumelo_]

the rumors are true I am once again hot & drinking spritzes outside

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

how it feels to live through one trump news cycle

[Jack Jokinen @JJFromTheBronx]

This is how I look when I’m trying to find a cigarette at a wedding

[RICKY @Rickyismsss]

Every day is April Fool’s Day when you’re attracted to men.

[brianna @brimariee9]

Me and who?

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

Bring back $5 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

[Shelby 🧃🐛 @sugarwurm]

Just found this absolute banger at goodwill

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a xanax

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Day drinking is dangerous I just sent a you up text at 1 pm

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the concept of our FBI director being a puck bunny

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Signaling to the waiter to get me another beer while my girl tells me about a monkey being friends with a stuffed animal