emma☀️

save the seas. // love as loud as possible.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

BRING AEGON…THE USURPER…TO ME!

[𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖆 | 🥀🦇 @vampyregiirl]

@glindaafar Prince over here before I grind you into hamburger

[nettles @nettlesbrain]

they... they poofed him......

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

dying in a freak build a bear accident

[jordan @wickskiller]

how i walk in the cinema to find my seat

[fishious @fishquichee]

‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else

[misto @mistowho]

Absolutely hate that I am not
bioluminescent. Pathetic.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

these commercials so ass man bring back puppymonkeybaby

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

standing in the sunlight is a wonderful feeling

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Can’t wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The weather is conspiring against the ice cream eating agenda but we will not be silenced.

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

I've lost years of my life to two-factor authentification

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

im never beating the easily irritated allegations

[hera @shiningdaisies]

from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right

[crittur @miwwmiu]

In 2026 I’m going to be beautiful and have fun

[hera @shiningdaisies]

the entire point of life is to be silly and a little weird btw