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witness my muse |

also I make music??

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one time I purposefully puked up the back half of a fifth of Jack so I could slam a bag of pizza rolls

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bro i will just drink dalsa

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my boss only uses light mode on his computer and it scares me

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okay but who actually wants to be a mime??

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disco never died

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if you litter we cant be friends

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chuck berry found that one guitar riff and boy howdy did he use it

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im not a betting man but if i were here take this $100

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footloose intro guitar riff & drums but it just never stops

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every country artist has their rock phase

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god definitely listens to yacht rock

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@LEGO_Group you better fuckin tell me those toms are at diff pitches

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when I eat raw mushrooms I get a rash

Mario's discount cousin

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alright time to start getting ready for christmas

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I see a plant I want I take the plant I want

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when a coworker dies, apparently "bets on who kicks it next" is not the right thing to say

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ah the stress of being a shy slut

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sorry I'm only on myspace

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took 6 weeks to get a "is that the same shirt you wore last week"

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work two days a week in the office

plan is to wear same two outfits every week till someone mentions it

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is it still an elevator when it's going down???

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aluminum foil > plastic wrap