James

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

[James @Error_4O4_]

#NewProfilePic

[James @Error_4O4_]

@PoorAndObscure @Grrrrrrrrrrrant Agreed, 3 days is nothing. 50 bucks say you won't get sick (I've always wanted my money to talk for me)

[Griff @Grrrrrrrrriffin]

Just ate expired cottage cheese. Who thinks ill get sick? Taking bets now. It expired on the 7th.

[James @Error_4O4_]

@PoorAndObscure @CelesteisCOOL @SomebodysDancer @namesinuse a good idea to give her a human aka roommate.

[James @Error_4O4_]

@PoorAndObscure @CelesteisCOOL @SomebodysDancer @namesinuse I'm not surprised. She always starved her pets, I don't know who thought it was

[James @Error_4O4_]

@PoorAndObscure I always end up scaring it away when I find one :(

[James @Error_4O4_]

The Postal Service Auditions http://t.co/ljzTRTODTu

[James @Error_4O4_]

"Scary Girl" http://t.co/vx1HdEVJCE

[James @Error_4O4_]

Video made entirely using royalty free stock video footage. This is an accurate portrayal of being a boss. http://t.co/KX54FR6Nbb

[James @Error_4O4_]

Shut Up And Take My Money.... And my hair. http://t.co/1il8fFJbG7

[James @Error_4O4_]

@PoorAndObscure Thanks :) We should! How's Saturday sound?

[James @Error_4O4_]

@_L0V3D_ @CelesteisCOOL @cookEM0Nstar Really? What are you guys DMing about?

[James @Error_4O4_]

@CelesteisCOOL @cookEM0Nstar What?

[James @Error_4O4_]

@cookEM0Nstar Obviously not your mom.

[Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD]

@drlari they're just just there to keep an eye on things. But you can just pretend they're centaur cosplayers, if you'd prefer.

[James @Error_4O4_]

@cookEM0Nstar Oh. Then the correct way of saying it would be "So much for calling me, mom."

[James @Error_4O4_]

@cookEM0Nstar Who wants to call you mom?

[James @Error_4O4_]

@NotAnnaBanana @PoorAndObscure Yep, wasn't too sure at first but that outfit is definitely mine. #TieDyeTankTopsFTW #ShortShorts4Lyfe

[James @Error_4O4_]

@PoorAndObscure How bout Saturday? Sorry, just got this now :-/