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"Hilarious and terrifyingly relatable." ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Read it all here, without context, yeehaw.

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Any time, any place, any liminal space.

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bricked up on god🙏

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The lights are off, but *somebody's* home

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Um excuse you, that's the cinemadographer?

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I hate it here.
And by here I mean my flesh cage.

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New drag name idea: Ouija Mangione

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@RealStreetsDEN Typical auto-response. What will a "formal complaint" do when the said incident literally happened right in front of them? I know I'm not personally hiring and training these bulk order idiots, so it's damn sure not my job to hold them accountable for your negligence.

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@DenverPolice Real curious why you keep letting these bikers terrorize our streets. Dozens of them running reds, on sidewalks, even almost hitting my tour guests tonight, blaring their horns and swearing at us? All right in front of y'all too. Baffling really.🤔😒 @dobetterdnvr

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I'm starting to think we all share a brain and I control the mouth... which is bad.

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Oh no there's been a crime at panda express

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.......but i don't wanna die in minnesota

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You come into my house, eat my cinnamon rolls, and you disrespect my boy like this?

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Tried to spell "Dybbuk" at trivia. Gave them like three different spelling options, followed by "you know what i'm saying and you know i'm right." None of my proposed spellings were close nor even contained a "y". One even included a "q". I was still right.

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Pepto Abysmal

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I'm selling my fluids for money.

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Chicks before ducks.

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My gast is flabbered.

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Is that when you touch saxophones?

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Of coors.

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Why is it that when you turn 25, someone is always coming back from Japan and someone is leaving for Italy.