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•Strawberry jams but my Glock don’t•

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @errorplen]

(The drink) and (the food establishment)

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @errorplen]

Sex on the beach with 5 guys >_<

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @errorplen]

$900 that could have went to fixing my ac and my short Throw shifter but NAHHH TIRES I GUESS

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @errorplen]

I am so blessed. Me and my man have the same car so brought me his spare and put both donuts on at 6:30am , let me borrow his car, and took my car to get 4 new tires and didn’t complain at all. Saved his white bitch in distress

[drew @drewsul_]

just jerked off and it was so unbelievably mid i want a cum refund

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

you're a sick fuck for what you did to those kids

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @errorplen]

2 tires blowing out on the way to work. It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru

[༺☆༻ @stargirlvibes]

Scary Movie 6 out of context

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @errorplen]

Dick so good It made me nut so hard I farted and then cried from embarrassment. This man should have blocked me from day 1

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @errorplen]

In the dinner scene when the lady in the red coat took off it like a mannequin running and fucking SENT ME💀

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @errorplen]

Backrooms movie out of context

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

went in with an open mind because i love backrooms content but beyond a shadow of a doubt this is probably the worst movie ive ever seen in theaters, and most definitely the worst film ive seen opening day. what a disappointment lol.

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @errorplen]

The way my life is a vicious cycle of the same things happening over and over to me should be studied by science

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

Omfg you people seriously can’t do anything

[Claire @withsympathee]

a gamer?? and a girl??? oh my god, magnitude 9 fapquake incoming!!!

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you