Erin Louise Burt

Beer trailblazer. Extreme reader. Bacon guru. Four feet, twenty five inches tall.

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@LisaMillar can we talk about the absurdity that netball (with a rule of keeping 3 feet from each other) isn’t allowed to return at the adult level?!?! But let’s watch grown men tackle each other.

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@martapalley @thatdarnchat @StevenRayMorris Oh lord. Came here to say this. The first five seconds (if it ever gets that far) sti haunts me in my sleep.

[Samantha Maiden @samanthamaiden]

Photographer @seandaveyaus says @ScottMorrisonMP office arrived at Cobargo shed withhout any water or snacks and when Captain of Cobargo RFS said he hadn’t eaten all day let him ‘get back to it.’ Only Jenny Morrison gave him a hug

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@samplecoffeebar @miss_meds ☺️☺️

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

I dreamt that @miss_meds got a coffee advent calendar from @samplecoffeebar and I was jealous. As if that wouldn’t be the best advent calendar ever. Different coffee beans every morning, perfectly weighed and packaged for a single serving of amazing coffee.

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@yournewmother Ugh. I feel this. Nobody in my office works on the w/e. And I work 9-5 so that, after the rest of the staff leave at 3, I can answer ridiculous and pointless phone calls. Monday double/triple/quadruple emails are wild.

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

You just don’t think he’s ever gonna make it.

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Even better in slow motion 😳

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

Can we talk about how even though police “neutralised” the Ohio shooter in less than a minute, he was still able to shoot 9 people dead and injure at least 26 others?!?!?!

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

You okay, @CityofPerth ? Surely qantas is mistaken.

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@Richard_Insect

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

If you are sick, do not come to work and wipe out the rest of the office. Consider immuno-compromises people, or people whose bodies react differently. I can not afford to get sick. Your two days off work will mean a week for me. Take the time to become non-contagious at home.

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@champagnekristi Girl, don’t stress. I have multifocals. 👵🏻

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

This is a Good Read.

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@champagnekristi I’ve had no joy. 😭

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

GPs genuinely need to stop telling people that having a baby will fix their painful periods.

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@arrrlynnn @McDonalds 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@BreakfastNews re: hugs. I wear this shirt a lot to social gatherings.

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@champagnekristi *had

[Erin Louise Burt @errylou]

@champagnekristi To be fair, I have never have one.