Erryn Erryn

If awkwardness could be converted into money and assets, I'd be a bazillionaire

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@ChipotleTweets retrain your people on how to effectively close the bowl containers and/or get better packaging. I wasted time and money. All I have to show for it is dirty steps and a growling stomach. #DoBetter #chipotle

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@bucees is super rude for that tease of a sign on the NJ Turnpike. Just a simple U-turn and 581 mile drive 🤣😭

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

Companies that don't launch the full color range of a new product at their brick and mortars, especially for hyped products, are doing a microaggression. I'm looking at you @ultabeauty. Only 4/15 of the tan/deep/rich @elfcosmetics new hydrating cc cream are in a available store.

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@CriminalShow Grew up with a seal point Siamese. Can confirm that they sound like screaming human demon hybrids.

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@Sephora do something about your Google pay app and website. Both have been almost unusable for the past 2.5 hours... #takemymoney

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

Great job @capitalhealthnj for keeping a patient who's violently throwing up in the public waiting room. God only knows what I'm going to pick up from that poor person currently being ignored.

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@michaelharriot I learn so much every week, but the dedication at the end of this week's episode of #drapetomaniax SENT ME. Thank you for this

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

If you're not feeding their eye boogies right back to your pet, then what are you even doing

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

The best thing in my life and only chance of motherhood is my 15lb mutt that comes running to lick my tears away when I breakdown. We absolutely don't deserve the love of dogs, but thank god for it.

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@ReginaldVonDeez @michaelharriot I cackled so loud and hard that I scared my dog awake.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Ajike Owens’ children were playing in a field near an apartment complex when a white woman yelled racial slurs at them and said to get off her land.

The children left behind an iPad which she stole. When one of the children came back to retrieve it she threw it at him and hit him with it.

Owens knocked on the woman’s door and without even opening it she shot through the door, killing Ms. Owens.

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

Eric Adams continues to be a dumpster fire of a mayoral choice. This shit and the city still feels no safer. Just more harassment instead of help where it's truly needed.
https://t.co/7XF5Vr7R5P

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@queend236 Family friend sued their employee 2X for discrimination and retaliation and got over a mil both times... You'd think these companies would learn finally.

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@michaelharriot Is the retired HS coach male or female?

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

The inventor of titty tape is a misogynist. Cutting my nips clean off would probably be less painful than trying to keep peeling this off

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@Issa_WriterGurl @ayethatsamber @thecindynoir Ooooh my God they're the worst. They set us all back. I'm single AF, but I'll never be so desperate that I'll actively work against the interests of myself and other Black women.

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@Issa_WriterGurl @ayethatsamber @thecindynoir Don't forget the Pick Mes making the same weak ass argument.

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@ChrisIngramJr @NoEmmeG My mind was already mixing up a Hennessy hot honey glaze/dipping sauce...

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@Msthorton_ @KevOnStage I mean, the book on which both are based ain't a walk in the park.

[Erryn Erryn @Erryn13]

@DrFrankRoberts As an essential worker that had to be out on the roads constantly, I miss the lack of traffic. Being able to drive without risking a bout of demolition derby with Mass-holes** and confused Connecticut drivers was a joy.

** I love Massachusetts. Don't yell at me, lol