Stairway to 🅴van

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

anyone know how to turn off closed captions for racing events? it’s a bit distracting

[James Brodie @JPBrods]

The second-generation Tesla Roadster was revealed five years ago today. You can still reserve one for 30 grand, if you're insane.

[Stairway to 🅴van @ers1027]

I’m convinced Dall-E isn’t AI. It’s just the parts of a dream that your brain remembers.

[Stairway to 🅴van @ers1027]

@fleefla_amelia yes, it was

[JosABanks @thejoshbanks]

The Grand Canyinz

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Ah shit

[basil mcrae @shawlsohard]

March 2020 December 2021

🤝

60 degrees in nyc and
everyone has Covid

[Stairway to 🅴van @ers1027]

a good thing about winter is that bugs are not

[Ken™️✨ @__ItsKen_]

Email: “Are you ready? Student loans repayments start January 31st, 2022.”

Me:

[deyoncé @dianawut]

didnt wash my car 3 months ago cause I knew it was gonna rain today 💯

[Secretary Antony Blinken @SecBlinken]

.@ArgoAI is a leader in American innovation, producing self-driving technology that will reshape the delivery industry. Many thanks to CEO Bryan Salesky and Vice President Brett Browning for the tour of your facilities and highlighting your team’s accomplishments.

[Lucia Everblack @LuciaEverblack]

You know what means right?!

[Stairway to 🅴van @ers1027]

the question remains

[Stairway to 🅴van @ers1027]

why are bugs?

[Addison Peacock @Addison_Peacock]

my inner monologue as soon as Autumn hits

[mert @mert]

@morganhousel How 70-80 year olds are generally regarded as unemployable due to mental decline / skill mismatch - yet they're exclusively running the country

[Stairway to 🅴van @ers1027]

if ur a bird reading this tweet pls tell all ur bird friends to stop taking shats on my car thank you