Ashley Ertle

Enjoying life one moment at a time

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

Only 2 states automatically prosecute 16 year olds as adults. One is North Carolina. The other? New York!

@NYGovCuomo should #RaiseTheAge

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

Dear @GeorgeGascon -I'm calling on you to actually prosecute the @SFPD officers who killed Mario Woods and so many others #GasconDoUrJob

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

Dear @NYCMayor - I am calling on you to fire NYPD Officer Daniel Pantaleo. He killed #EricGarner TWO YEARS AGO. #FirePantaleo

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

😂 https://t.co/9Zldi9cdP6

[Drunk History @drunkhistory]

Billy Bob Thornton visits, and @derekwaterss pisses him off in record time. #BadSanta2

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

@realDonaldTrump So humble I see 🙄

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

Nothing was #BetterThanTheSuperMoon last night. It was amazing! 😱

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

Using pizza to create happiness 👀🍕😍 #My5WordTalent

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

This is what is wrong with America. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie....Zero hustle. Zero hard work. Earn that shit 💪🏼 #weightloss https://t.co/mNkkgBqmQO

[CNN @CNN]

Swallowing balloon-filled capsules could help you lose twice as much weight https://t.co/joMewcj1UF

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

All I kept thinking was.....I will be 71 the next time I get to see this 👵🏼 #supermoon2016

[spookae 🎃 @kaleigh_ad]

Me: *decides to eat healthier*
Me to me: order a pizza

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

Reality show in 3......2.......1..... https://t.co/8jGH5kIkBL

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

#TheTimeIsRightFor Pizza & Kindness ❤️🍕

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

You are the weirdest person I have ever met and I love it. #AmongTheBestCompliments

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

Women just might have to travel to another state for an abortion NBD 💁🏻 Actually it IS a big deal 🙄🖕🏼#60minutes @60Minutes

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

"Don't forget to buy us the chalk-yet board!" #shitmykidsays #AdventCalendar

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

This sums up last night perfectly! Rick 😔💔 I'm gonna need you to get it together & start plotting revenge! #dobetter #thewalkingdead https://t.co/OA2juaEr78

[The Walking Dead @WalkingDead_AMC]

“This is reading the room and getting the message.” #TWD

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

#NationalPickleDay

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

I have to get up an hour before the time I need to be out the door 🙈 #SignsImAGrownUp

[Ashley Ertle @ertle_turtle80]

Go ahead have that 4th cup of coffee 👀☕️ #mondaymotivation