percules

shaq’s burner acct

[thomas @iucipur]

Why he sit like that

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Buddy is an absolute stallion

[Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® @LILUZIVERT]

Tracklist Today 🛸

[🧔‍♀️father magnon🧙 @father_magnon]

no time to explain...... hop on..

[FZ$ @kvngfhaz]

Me: *bites into burger*

Everything on the opposite end of the burger:

[percules @ertleturtle]

@DreGizzie I’m hella angry that I understood this tweet instantly 😔💀

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Post meeting parents interview

[Jody @meetingjody]

Nobody:

Me: iight I’m bout to shower

[lil nate$#⃣9⃣ @lil_nate4]

Me leaving my puppy for only 10 minutes 😂🥰

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i want what they have https://t.co/lVrcfhhtyw

[Chase @chaselyons]

the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

[cash cow @digbickvibes]

11 year old me after writing “and then i woke up, it was just a dream” at the end of my creative story in english https://t.co/TNd3ZTv4Db

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

RA just punched me 55 times in the chest because he found an extension cord in my dorm room 🤦‍♂️

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

dentist: and how is school by the way?

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

tony hawk you have 24 hours to respond