No constituencies won by @ReformUKScot. Here's a suggestion. In the next Holyrood election, instead of voting for Reform, take the ballot paper, shove it up your arse and set fire to it. The effect will be just the same as wasting your vote on a losing Reform candidate. Enjoy.
SCOTTISH ELECTION 2026: FINAL CONSTITUENCY RESULTS
After nearly 12 hours of counting we have the results of all 73 constituency contests in the Scottish Parliament election.
As we all remember, former @UofGlasgow professor of economics Jeanette Findlay refers to Protestants as "huns" and "bastards". Jeanette is very upset today on behalf of her teenage friends in the Green Brigade after Rangers humiliated Celtic. Again. Let's allow her some slack.
Collum and his mob will take no chances today. Expect to see all of this:
- Rangers yellow card in the 1st 10 mins
- No Celtic yellow card until after 80 mins
- Celtic penalty
- Good Rangers goal overturned by VAR
- 1 or possibly 2 Rangers red cards
- McInnes sent to the stand
More disappointment for @CStevensonSNP. She has returned her Henry the Hoover to Amazon. She feels that ever since it was delivered, it has just been gathering dust.
@ron_bod Hell, no. When it comes to sport, I couldn't tip rubbish. Whereas my political predictions, as opposed to the stories I occasionally hear and pass on, are unparalleled in their accuracy.
A four-point lead is a lot better going into its conference than Labour could have hoped for under K Starmer. But A Burnham is a lucky general. His arrival has coincided with Reform’s unravelling.
Some questions for party conference season:
Can Labour grow its lead?
Can Tories overtake Reform?
Can Reform/Farage dig themselves out of the morass they’re in ?
Will Lib Dems really stick with their plonker of a leader now they’re languishing at 8% in the polls?
Ahead of her landmark tribunal against the RCN in Dundee next week, Sandie Peggie tells The Sunday Times: ‘My nursing union is blinded by trans activists’
https://t.co/Ht7Si6uOU9
Countries suing the British for reparations for slavery is like if the Dutch now sued Britain for having waited too long to liberate it during World War II.