elise ruth

she/her | ginger ale enthusiast

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

Cults in WA:
- Birkenstock wearers
- Hydroflask owners
- 12th Man
- Literally all of Bellevue
- People who go to UW or WSU
- Coffee drinkers
- Anyone with a North Face or Patagonia jacket
- Vegans
- People who get mad when you use an umbrella https://t.co/6eqB2PXzUz

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

it's sad girl hours right now & damn it hits harder when you realize you don't have friends to talk to anymore

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

when I say I feel this in the deepest parts of my soul right now

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

the only words she knows are her name and "chicken"

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

I haven't spammed y'all with pics of Mabel yet. this 12-week old puppy is a fucking MENACE 😭

she cute & all but she scarred my baby Nozel's eye today RIP

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

but honestly v happy for anything yall can send my way bc it's a slow season for freelance & I don't have car insurance right now lololol rip me

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

hi again. it me. i have a favor to ask if my beloved followers.

if you're a generous soul, pls send me money.

otherwise, i'm really really good at graphic design and marketing stuff so please hire me for whatever freelance stuff you need!

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

new resume?
headshot or photos?
graphic design?
business logo?
video?
social media content management?
promotional materials?
press release?
branding guide?
build a website?
email marketing?
blogging?
campaign?

deadass you can hire me for anything.

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

in the same week I singlehandedly cut off an entire foot of my hair, gave myself two new ear piercings, and a third thing that hasn't happened yet but I know something will so stay tuned

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

honestly idk what was in that edible my sister gave me but shit, I'm baked like toast

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

dating apps are such a hit and miss. this guy didn't even understand my joke about pluscuamperfecto.

shakin my damn head.

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

@DawsonFaker

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

did I impulsively give myself a haircut and cut off almost an entire 12 inches?

yes.

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

@Darryin_ now that's just straight up gene wilder

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

@roomiecrisis you know up until 10 seconds ago I thought your prof pic was you wearing underwear on your head dana carvey style

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

creed is an underrated mastermind. the whole reel sent me.

[One Piece Daily @strawhats]

"It's just a picture you can't hear it"

The picture:

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

bro i'm ready to cut this mfuckr's dick off

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

IT'S BEEN LESS THAN A WEEK SINCE WE MOVED OUT OF OUR SHARED APARTMENT AFTER A 6 YEAR RELATIONSHIP

[elise ruth @eruthanderson]

phew having a hard time & in my feels tonight