Marcus Ervin

I overthink everything so you don’t have to.

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

@calpizzakitchen this is the worst thing I’ve ever had pizza your pizza vending machine is horrible.

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

@PJaccetturo The concept of a sword that removes the life force from a man is unique and brilliant I want to see a longer narrative.

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@lifeofolaa That's genius!

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

The highest form of listening is remembering what you heard when it’s inconvenient.

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

People want the view without the climb.
They forget the climb reshapes the legs.
That strength is what lets you stand at the top
and get back up there when you fail.

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

Memory doesn’t lock onto “good.”
It locks onto “distinct and repeated.”

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

I think we always forget how crazy January is for news worthy events.

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

Reality denied comes back to haunt.

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

Grace opens the door. Structure teaches how to stay inside.

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Money found by mistake rarely stays lucky

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

Sometimes I don't even listen to music when I have my AirPods in its just a nice way to say don't talk to me

[Marcus Ervin @ervmarc]

Just put 15% tariffs on EU goods. Victory lap time. They won’t buy our gas-guzzlers or antifreeze-laced cereal anyway, but now they can feel economically punished while continuing to ignore us.

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@TonySeruga Exactly the kind of cinematic truth this country needs. Is it real? No. But is it emotionally accurate? Absolutely. Don’t blame AI. Blame your brain for needing facts.

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@TheFigen_ Over 50% of robbers are people you know. So no, it wasn’t random. They knew where the jewelry was. They knew when you were coming home. They knew your dog’s name. The only thing they didn't know is where the camera was.

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@backendoc Its Dope! I'd give them the controllers and see what they came up with

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Unpopular opinion: BEARBRICKS are lowkey unsettling.

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@hasanthehun keeps going after DDG like he’s a threat to democracy.
Relax bro, he makes YouTube pranks and raps about girls. Not NATO.

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Jeff Bezos called them all pioneers. Aisha designs rockets. Katy sells shoes at DSW. Words have lost meaning.

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Greg Abbott signed bills that stripped people’s rights. Jasmine Crockett made a joke. Guess which one they called “disrespectful”?

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Pete Hegseth leaked classified war intel, and the White House’s official response was basically "boys will be boys."