Hannah Erwin

[Hannah Erwin @erwin_hannah]

Motherhood: laying awake at night listening to your dog and your baby snore in sync with each other 👶🏻🐶

[Hannah Erwin @erwin_hannah]

Just discovered the search feature on iphotos. Also just discovered I have a badger dog.

[Awkward Girl @AwkGrlPrblms]

“Look what you made me boo”-Taylor Swift, today, probably.

[HAN @hanmarquardt]

our kids are gonna say "hey mom can i borrow your birks and patagonia quarter zip for TBT spirit day at school?" weird right

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

wait for a surprise 😂😂

[Zara Larsson @zaralarsson]

Imagine going to school and get a degree, only to write about the fact that I have nipples lol https://t.co/WvVgeVf2sY

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Candy Corn is that creepy guy who graduated 7 years ago but still shows up to the parties.

[kristen @kristen_e_j]

CFF but with breakfast burritos would be a dream come true

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human believes. they lose their socks. in the washing machine. but oh no. i steal them. way before that

[Awkward Girl @AwkGrlPrblms]

Not looking for anything serious.

But am looking for something Sirius AKA someone I can discuss Harry Potter at length with.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?? That's how they get you

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

The very idea that you're over there fighting about what hogwarts house you are makes you a hufflepuff. End of story.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

It's been a rough year so I just want to share this inspirational quote by Oprah again: "I have eaten bread every single day"

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

Making a list in Word

1. Word plz make me a list
2. No wait what are you d
2. 2. wtf is this
c. no this isn't what
• WTF

[Logan @LJD31]

“You’re almost 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school.”

First of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[Bill Gross @Bill_Gross]

In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-printed the 'Save' Icon."

[Zara Larsson @zaralarsson]

Isn't it strange how every woman knows someone who's been sexually harassed but no man seem to know any harasser?

[kob£ @offiicialkobe]

"Umm ur card was declined"

first of all lower your voice