Eric Wozny

Northern Michigan alumni & NHL free agent

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

@pigshitsonballs Does the science score have anything to do with the horse electrolytes?

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

Why not? We’ve been high on guys like Kantserov, Frondell, Moore, Lardis, & Rinzel. Guys need to take big steps. We’ll see what another summer will do for Bedard’s game.

Everyone loves shitting on the hawks because of their dynasty. They didn’t “retool” they stripped it down.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

surely they can't just roll this lineup out next year good god

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

@JRoc_33_ @AlexLatvala30 @Nabb_erday

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

@SamKuffelWx My sump pump reading this tweet

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@JRoc_33_ @champletics @DrinkSurfside @TJOshie77 Maybe we can show some love to the Toasters? The Central Division champion @griffinshockey are ready to make a deep Calder Cup run!

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@J_Swish24 she has to be the front runner for Chin of the week.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

logging on because i need everybody to know that a player named Priscila Chinchilla scored 7 goals in a 21-0 win for the Costa Rican national team

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

Trying to find an email you sent last week in @Outlook

[Amani @Ajtanger]

Name a job harder than this

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@JRoc_33_ @ivandemigoal The Curtis curve

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@JRoc_33_ @BuffaloSabres @1LECOM @LabattUSA Can confirm

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@cfischer00 @Rob_Haswell @Rob_Haswell just FYI I would never do that to you. I’d rather listen to poor audio Rob than ever consider switching to WISN!

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@JRoc_33_ @AlexLatvala30 @LAYS @RUFFLES @Doritos @Fritolay @Pringles @ChesterCheetah @ZappsChips @LaysCanada @newglarusbrew @JRoc_33_ Here we are, a full year later and still crickets from @LAYS. @LAYS, I hope your Super Bowl commercial flops. I hope everyone buys @CapeCodChips this weekend instead. You’ve made an enemy for life.

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

@JRoc_33_ @AlexLatvala30 @LAYS @RUFFLES @Doritos @Fritolay @Pringles @ChesterCheetah @ZappsChips @LaysCanada @LAYS 7 months later and no response? Holy air ball. The lads and I just got back from a trip together and there were no @LAYS to be found. A lot of @newglarusbrew tho.

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

@Eric_Erins What were you expecting? Pepper?

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@YungGiamatti @danghentschel “we have over 100 beers on tap” oh wow that's nice. I’ll take a miller lite bottle please

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@bigcontentguy Can he play QB?

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@BarstoolBigCat It was so bad @PatMcAfeeShow would let him kick again

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@JRoc_33_ does Vern want a refrigerator hat?

[Milwaukee Admirals @mkeadmirals]

what better giveaway on our Fridge Jersey Debut Night than Fridge Winter Hats⁉️

on Saturday, Dec. 27, the first 4,500 fans through the doors will get a Fridge Winter Hat, thanks to our friends at @TSMGI!

🎟️: https://t.co/WnoBBJgJIO

(bonus Miller pic, obviously)

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

@YouTubeTV and @Disney can kindly f*** off. The consumer always loses. No more @CollegeGameDay? No more Peter? @KirkHerbstreit

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@JRoc_33_

Can we please get a Refrigerators vs Toasters game? @mkeadmirals @griffinshockey

[Milwaukee Admirals @mkeadmirals]

what do you do if your fridge is running? CATCH IT.

it's been a long time coming... but the Fridge Jerseys are OFFICIALLY making their debut this season in tandem with the @TheAHL's 90th Anniversary!

debuting on home ice on Saturday, Dec. 27 against Grand Rapids, the Fridge Jerseys will be worn throughout the rest of the season and auctioned off at the end of the regular season.

merch and replica jersey presale info to follow!

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

@YungGiamatti Will you join me on the front line? I’ve been advocating for the Refrigerators vs the Toasters. So far silence from the @mkeadmirals, @griffinshockey, and the @TheAHL

[Eric Wozny @erwozny]

My QB #BearDown

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bears star QB Caleb Williams has gone viral for arriving at a restaurant in Miami with three different models 👀