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[ery @eryannnaaa]

ain’t no mf way 😭😭😭😭

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

[ery @eryannnaaa]

😭😭😭

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

how do you ladies clean your pussy? normally i’ll use a swiffer wet jet but what about you

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[Jum @JesterJum]

Whoever decided it was a good idea for engines to shut off at red lights should be put in prison...for life

[Jasmine Grenaway @MsGrenaway_]

Lamar Odom was on crack and still making it to practice with Kobe Bryant. I need to lock in and stop making excuses for my life.

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

sorry i havent responded im balls deep in my depressive episode rn

[✯ @sine_minaj]

Men really think “I was going to” counts as effort. No, you weren’t. That’s why you didn’t.

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

y'all be having bad days cause y'all don't hop up out the bed and turn y'all swag on

[solé @layxsnv]

everyday i see why boosie pistol whipped a mf for 40mins

[Karabo @KaraboDlungwana]

That J. Cole ticket

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m both dumber and smarter than you think. don’t estimate me

[blanc @dqveed]

i wanna have a party where we only listen to songs i like

[raw روان✨ @raweezzyy]

We’re cold af in Florida. Pray for us

[Riċ @ricblurs]

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I like direct deposit

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 3:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster