John Ayre

just a guy with random thoughts....

[John Ayre @eryawho]

Don’t make a permanent decision because of a temporary problem.

[John Ayre @eryawho]

I’m only single because @lizzo won’t return my DMs. 🎶…Turns out I’m 100% ghosted.”

[John Ayre @eryawho]

Can you trust a dietitian with a weight issue? Just asking cause I may want to be a dietitian.

[John Ayre @eryawho]

If there’s not already a coffee shop near a cemetery called Hallowed Grounds there should be!

[John Ayre @eryawho]

Regardless of how this whole #ElectionResults2020 turn out, our country has a lot of work to do to support and accept each other and celebrate the cultures that make us Americans. #BLM #LoveIsLove

[John Ayre @eryawho]

I keep watching the #election coverage on @CNN and I’ve not received any new information in quite some time but I do feel the need to buy a #spurtle.

[John Ayre @eryawho]

“Nobody cares about your credentials until they know two things. The strength of your character and the size of your heart.”

- AMC Command Chief

[John Ayre @eryawho]

There comes a time where everything settles and you finally think “I’ve got this life thing figured out”... then you pour milk in the bowl before the cereal. Back to the drawing board.

[John Ayre @eryawho]

Every deployment has it’s soundtrack. This trip is all @chancetherapper! This great new album. Exercises me mentally, physically and spiritually.

[John Ayre @eryawho]

Not very reassuring when you get a prescription filled and the pharmacist says “I’ve never heard of this before... weird.” Uhhh...

[John Ayre @eryawho]

I’m not sure about the taste, but #TidePods sure do make my clothes smell good.

[John Ayre @eryawho]

Note to Self: If you watch #LittleBigShots you’re going to cry. #wonderfulshow

[John Ayre @eryawho]

For the first time in a long time I ate a Hungry Man Dinner... and I’m still hungry, man! @hungrymanfoods

[John Ayre @eryawho]

You’d think at my age I’d remember to zip up my pants 100% of the time by now. Not the case! #barndoorwasopen

[John Ayre @eryawho]

This hotel bed seems really high off of the ground. I fear if I fall off I may not survive.

[John Ayre @eryawho]

In the middle of a self-reflection moment thinking about my place in the world and it hits me... I need to eat more cookies. #deepthoughts

[John Ayre @eryawho]

Am I too old to take a selfie? #importantissues

[John Ayre @eryawho]

That moment you wake up from a nap and you hope you didn't sleep through to the next day... #unsure #AmILateForWork

[John Ayre @eryawho]

Been trying to do the moonwalk for the last 30 min. I still can't do it, but my tile floors are now spotless!

[John Ayre @eryawho]

Yesterday was "how did I get this way?" Today is "how did I get here?" #importantquestions #gettingdeep