Michaela E.

avid coffee mug collector.

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

I don't understand how people can treat their dogs so poorly, i hug, kiss and tell my dog I love them more than I do my parents

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

@SEPTAKey why have people buy a plastic card for it to not work make it make sense

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

Guess what you got the bitch now, here I come beware

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

You can’t speak to shit you don’t know about so keep your mouth shut 🤐

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

@MrBeast How about for a nurse who’s in a lot of student debt 😊

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

@Phillies @GiantFoodStores #giantsweepstakes

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

@SEPTAPHILLY shoutout to the most amazing driver this morning on 7 give that man a raise!

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

Did septa really need to pick a Monday morning to fuck people over first thing in the morning

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

Never thought of myself as a a loner but maybe I am 🤔

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

@tdubbzholla Are we really that old 🥲🥲

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

@HRBlockAnswers Still fraud place

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

@HRBlockAnswers @HRBlock soooooo H&R Block is a scam please don’t use bc people don’t do the work they get paid to do and leave with your money 😅

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

@HRBlockAnswers 👍🏽

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

Why is it a cool top when someone with no boobs wears it but it’s a bra and not okay when a big titty bitch wears the same thing

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

Do you ever have so many small what ifs that it completely turns into you fantasizing a whole other life

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

I need a swift slap to the face

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

We don’t deserve this

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

Is it weird I find it perfectly normal to deal with blood, pus, poop etc. in the ER but still think about what I’m gonna have for lunch so excitedly

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

You know it has to be good if Ice T be here @FINALLEVEL

[Michaela E. @erynpie]

@ultabeauty I wish you would email people before you take hella points away Sephora would never

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

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