luce 🪷

#JACKS: glad to know you're thinking about me when you kiss your husband.
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[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

evajacks as lyrics from ‘midnights’ by taylor swift

—a thread.
art: mellendraws

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

my mother wants me to have kids so badly and im like in this economy? do you have any idea expensive my piercings and tattoos are? i could never afford a kid on top of that

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

athena grant has the worst luck
fiancee? dead
first husband? gay
house? burnt down
cruise? sunk
plane? almost crashed
whats next, the boston cop slide?

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

the bruising is now not just on the toe but my foot also, going to the hospital 🤞

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

i stubbed my toe on the edge of the bed a million times before but yesterday i hit it so hard that it still hurts, is swollen and bruised
probably not broken but goddamn, ouch

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

i stubbed my toe on the edge of the bed a million times before but yesterday i hit it so hard that it still hurts, is swollen and bruised
probably not broken but goddamn, ouch

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

kinda crazy that its the same guy from dash and lily, talk about range

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Official synopsis for Zach Cregger's RESIDENT EVIL:

In an all-new reinvention, Resident Evil follows Bryan (Austin Abrams), a medical courier who finds himself in an action-packed, non-stop race for survival as one fateful, horrifying night collapses around him in chaos.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

the fact that we witnessed this in real time and yet the world is still so silent is absolutely enraging

[lele @kngdnspell]

mel starts treating langdon coldly one day and he's confused going around asking everyone if he did something to upset her then she tells him she's just mad as fuck about klay thompson cheating on megan thee stallion and somebody had to pay for it

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

was everyone else unavailable

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Patrick Schwarzenegger has been cast opposite Phoebe Dynevor in the film adaptation of Emily Henry’s ‘BEACH READ.’

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

honestly people like this remind me of that one classmate that once told me she doesnt read prologues in books because honestly if you read the prologue, this is a really good first chapter to hook you in as its the pov of a 7 year old

[˚｡⋆୨୧˚Ash 🇭🇹˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ @ashmq200]

Well

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

tfota is truly for girlies with very complicated father-daughter relationships

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

finished my tfota reread and oh madok they could never make me form a solid opinion about you

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

was he a bad parent? yes! and also no! he loved them in the only way he knew how to
even after jude crossed him over and over again, until the very end he tried to convince her to join him because he genuinely wanted her by his side

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

this could also be about his brother but its much funnier to imagine that matty healy can't handle his bins himself

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

the songs were (even asking if we can fast forward them) and when it ended he said that inside was bad because for him the pandemic was the best time of his life cause he could just play videogames games with his friends all day and he wished it never ended

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

unironically one of the things that lead to my relationships end was when we watched inside together bc he's never seen it and i said that it was a life-changing watch for me in the pandemic and then he spent the whole time making fun of it, saying how unfunny it was, how bad+

[corsaren • vibecamping on sat @corsaren]

Inside by Bo Burnham is *the* definitive piece of Covid art. Nothing else really compares imo.

It even manages to capture those little details, like rampant millennial narcissism combined with pedantic socialist politics.

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

at my old job sometimes after my coworker came back from having a cigarette, i would say "my turn" and go outside to eat a cookie

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

gdyby wenera nie znaczyło to co znaczy to faktycznie ładne imię by to było

[Ukis @ukissek]

Perełki z rejestru PESEL, część 2!

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Dane pochodzą z oficjalnego rejestru PESEL, dostępnego na stronie rządowej.
Wzięte pod uwagę zostały jedynie imiona pierwsze. Pisownia oryginalna, dokładnie taka jak jest w rejestrze. ;)
Liczby uwzględniają również osoby zmarłe.
Stan na 20.01.2026.

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

and what if i said that the way you conceive of women is misogynistic, and you're not seeing how they can be multidimensional within the confines of their sexual attraction to men and the acknowledgement that men are their oppresors

[😺 @gaylittlechuu]

she cant decide whether she hates men or wants to get on all fours for them but either way, its always just men men men

[august ⚢ @nafragous]

welcome to the spine 📖

every month we drop a new reading prompt to help you tackle that TBR pile. the prompts are intentionally vague—such as “read a book with a green cover”—so you can follow your mood and pick whatever feels right.

https://t.co/Xh3tdCft5D

[luce 🪷 @erysimvm]

finally sitting down to watch louis theroux' manosphere doc, im 2 minutes in and i already know its gonna ruin my whole day