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[animal🇸🇻 @es67844]

I wanna fuck Nia Long

[thigs @JThigs]

Nigga said that shit at 2 am bru couldn’t sleep 😭

[Alonzo Merriweather @LovePassant]

Stuff your uncle sharing on Facebook

[CreativeDude @creativeburne]

Charlie Sheen says he got pulled over for driving his Porsche at 161 mph and the cops were unsurprisingly happy with it

"I had a Porsche in 1987 and there was one night I hadn't had a drink and there was nobody on the road. It was about 3 AM and I wanted to see what the damn thing could do"

"I went for it and the the broken yellow line turned solid and that's when I needed like five miles to slow down...I had passed a cop probably between 110 and 130 and he takes a long time to get to me and he pulls me over and a platoon had come out"

"but that was when I didn't have the kind of recognition yet and I didn't have a cover story and he says well you may want to slow down before you ruin a perfectly good piece of machinery. It wasn't about me, right? It was about don't destroy this car"

[HM $uff 🇭🇹 @1bdbsuff]

If I get shot outside the casino knowing I owe HELLA FOLKS money and you put it in a song, you just DISSED me and im killing you

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Robert Patrick ran so fast as T-1000 during the chase scene in Terminator 2, he actually caught John Connor

"That's me. First time I did the run, I caught the kid"

(via Empire Magazine | https://t.co/zvIgEoD2vS)

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

my favorite account on all of the internet

[B A L L F O R E V E R @ralofamgoon]

Don't nobody gotta fwm i'm grown, i need + money - not people...

[Patrick @NoSwayze]

The least believable thing in GTA IV was Internet cafes still being a thing in America in 2008

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Weed pens got people hitting 90% THC in the parking lot before clocking back in.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This shit has been frying my ass all day😂😂😂

[lenaaaa 🇵🇦🇰🇷 @ickysisterr]

when a nigga start separating jewish people from white people i know he do competitive racism

[freeth @lovetheism]

the classic Lil Kim move…

[doomer @uncledoomer]

dragging my chud son out of his gooncave

[Roberto @aboynamedposh]

Bam Margera reveals the secret to staying sober: doing drugs

[cbfw nato @natenumbereight]

rylo said “he ain used to women, seen bro out on a date wit an escort” and then laughed evil as hell 😂 he a petty nigga

[Retney @retneysholocron]

“This generation will not be defined by its great games or incredible tech, but rather by corporate greed, mismanagement, and anti-consumer practices.”

Nailed it