Emily Anderson ♡

Some day it won't just be my head up in space.

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

It turns out that being married is a lot of looking at each other and realizing that WE make the rules. This is chaos and we do not deserve such unconstrained power.

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

I just told the woman taking my order at @Wendys that I love her. What made it more awkward was that she said "I love you too."

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

True love is Jacob laughing at all of my jokes even if he's the only one.

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

Wow this pandemic is really messing with my sense of time. I looked at my phone, and thought "Wow, it's Tuesday already." And then I realized it's 11:53pm. It's about to be Wednesday..

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

So I'm dealing with allergies rn (yes allergies) and I have to remember I can't cough (even once) when I go outside (to walk the dog/get groceries) because I'm pretty sure it would start a riot. It's ALLERGIES y'all, I swear!

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

My dog's barking at something outside but I'm acting like he's barking at the window and supporting him fully. "Oh yeah, you growl at that window! Yeah you tell it! Put that window in its place!" He likes the encouragement.

[marge @margaretg_15]

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

Today I wrote a parody of Colbie Caillat's "Bubbly" and made it about depression. Starts out "I've been depressed for a while now.." Sang it on my ukulele and I think it's a real hit.

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

@CincyCyclones Family friendly? I worked at Chick-fil-A and all I had to deal with offensive Christian propaganda every day. My boss saying things like "We're all Christians here." I'm Jewish.. That's not family friendly.

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

@CincyCyclones Oh thank GOODNESS. I'm glad you finally got rid of that Zamboni!

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

Me: *holding a knife* Have you ever wanted to try throwing knives?

My boyfriend: I don't really want to play catch right now.

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

Why can't someone look at me the way my dog looks at my boyfriend?

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
We are ALL going through THIS-
*gestures at everything with flapping arms*
TOGETHER,
so BE A LITTLE NICER THAN YOU MAYBE FEEL LIKE BEING.
*takes deep breath*
Hi. Good to see you. Coffee?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The all-female space walk is being canceled because of lack of enough space suits that fit women. And if that isn’t a metaphor for the obstacles women face across many professions, I don’t know what is.

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

Today I told my dog that he should go outside b/c some fresh air and sunlight would be good for him. He just stared at me in the darkness from his bed. I guess this is motherhood.

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

When I was bullied as a kid, I would reassure myself by thinking: "I'm already one step ahead. They'll be better when they get older." Now I get bullied as an adult and realize the truth; our world is run by bullies. But our world is changed by those who speak out against them.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump, speaking to adoring goons at CPAC, criticized clean energy, saying, “When the wind stops blowing, that’s the end of your electric.”

Sometimes I think, “No one can actually be that stupid.” But then Trump proves me wrong, over and over.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

An iceberg twice the size of NYC is about to break from Antarctica. NASA says it will be the biggest piece to break from the Brunt Ice Shelf since 1915 and could cause the entire shelf to "become unstable or break up."

[Emily Anderson ♡ @esa325]

People who abuse animals should face the same charge that they would if they had done it to a person. #AnimalRights #EndAnimalAbuse

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump is finally on his way to Vietnam, even though those bone spurs never really healed.